OMG. I love the Scam Text. I may try it in the future. LOL. Too funny. But the diarrhea in traffic is even funnier. I must have had too much coffee this morning. Everything tickles me.
That Craig's list idea sounds like a keeper. I just sweep the ashes of unwanted solicitors into my garden off the porch. It's a great way to give them the nitrogen that they crave.
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the first one..wet socks, yes!!!
“The polite scorn of a Canadian.” Surely, that is the worst of all!
Forget the broom, buddy, and treat yourself to a DYSON rechargeable stick vacuum for those ash piles, LOL!
I really like the Craig's List one!
This reminds me to never mess with you!
@ David M. Gascoigne -- The Americans are experiencing that one right now, LOL!
@ Tundra Bunny -- Yes, Greg the Sorcerer needs to move with the times!
Someday I need to learn how to cast a bad spell.
OMG. I love the Scam Text. I may try it in the future. LOL. Too funny. But the diarrhea in traffic is even funnier. I must have had too much coffee this morning. Everything tickles me.
diarrhea in traffic works for me....in a traffic jam...on a bridge...with a bathroom just in sight.
Oh my.
No casting a bad spell ... Just fart and cast a bad smell!
Craig’s List, now that’s an idea. “I’m getting the spell reversed, Greg.’ is worth remembering.
Well, that first one made me laugh. And the one about the clever comment.
We speak here of earworms... It's not very dangerous.. 😉
Love the wet socks, Debra.
Well played my friend. My grandson has been doing that this morning:)
@ Marcia LaRue -- Hahahahaha!
I love all of them but think I might use the ashes and shoes on the front porch for Halloween.
Oh I'm laughing. These are all great. Have a very nice day today
That Craig's list idea sounds like a keeper. I just sweep the ashes of unwanted solicitors into my garden off the porch. It's a great way to give them the nitrogen that they crave.
Filing these away for the next time I need them.
Hee hee - these are great. I especially love the curse for the enemies. That would be my worst traffic nightmare. I need to do that craiglist one.
Excellent non-lethal spells! I'd say wet socks that keep sliding down in your shoe - double whammy
This post is perfection!
The first one, about the forever wet socks...
That's cold.
Oh my gosh, I love these. So funny.
The wet socks, dear Debra.
Wet socks is too mild! Definitely he needs a Dyson, I don't like cleaning up. Clearing the scorn of a Canadian is the worst!
Ha, all the applause emojis for posting the scam text numbers on Craigslist, lol.
Yes, wet socks are the worst!
I need to try that Craigslist curse. I bet it works great. And if not, I wish there was some way to send wet socks over the internet. :)
Yes! I now know what to do with spam callers.
Love the curses. Especially the ones in the little boxes. Brilliant
I love all of these, thank you 😀
The diarrhoea in a traffic jam is the worst, a bit too close to reality.
Very great ones!!!
How do I get one of those cursing rooms?
For some reasons, dark arts seem so fascinating to me
no no not the scorn of a Canadian !
the curses for enemies made laugh so hard lol
funny and very enjoyable dear Debra 🥰
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