Tuesday, 27 October 2026

Spooky Season Miscellany



Charcuterie board, anyone?









40 comments:

Tom said...

Wishing you a Spooktacular Halloween

Lisca said...

Thanks for the laughs, giggles and chuckles. The charcuterie. boards made me hungry. I'm trying to lose weight so have banned cheese from my fridge. But now I feel I'm caving in and succumbing to temptation....
Happy T-Day,
Lisca

Mistress Maddie said...

I never recommend store bought eye of Newt.

Rade said...

Very funny!

Bob said...

I get the No-Name Halloween. For a few years I would go as "luggage."

Boud said...

Wait, wait, I have a real life Michael the Contractor. Not sure I should show him this.

Travel said...

I like the hand.

Duni said...

Awww the crab :) And the charcuterie hand is creative!

Liz Hinds said...

We keep our lights turned off on Halloween and eat the chocolate ourselves.

Kathy G said...

If I was at a party that had creative charcuterie boards like those there's no way I would take a serving and mess them up!

Ms. Moon said...

Very creative and clever use of meats and cheeses.

whkattk said...

The second charcuterie board. Something I would do. LOL!

ellen abbott said...

That second one is hilarious. The Houston newspaper had a special pull out section last weekend...spooky Halloween food. One was green spaghetti with eyeballs using sliced ripe olives and something white that I couldn't determine so I looked at the ingredients...quail eggs. Yeah, like I'm going to go out and buy a bunch of quail eggs.

Cleora Borealis said...

👁🤢 Blech! Store-bought eye of newt! It says natural organic on the label, but they always add fillers. And, the eyes pick up the metallic taste of the can! 🥫😠

Leanna said...

these were pretty damned good. I had to steal the Jebus meme for this Sunday.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Oh I love Halloween.
It’s my fav holiday/ season. The Savage Chickens made me cackle.

XOXO

Linda's Relaxing Lair said...

Debra, these are great dear friend. ♥️ The eye of newt one reminds me of the classic television show The Munsters.

Elderberry-Rob said...

Samhain blessings. I love the little hermit crab, I would take him as my familiar any day.

Fundy Blue said...

OMG ~ the charcuterie boards! These are fun, Debra!

e said...

These were great! I particularly guffawed at the 'slutty nurse' and the No-Name costumes. Very funny!

baili said...

great funnies dear Debra
they made me smile ,i always enjoy Halloween posts on your way :)

RedPat said...

I love the charcuterie boards, Debra.

Pixie said...

That charcuterie board was funny and disturbing:)

Moving with Mitchell said...

These do make me life but I tend to have a problem with the scary ones (like the charcuterie board). I kind of miss the point of Halloween.

DB Stewart said...

Ha, I wonder if that hermit crab's name is Hamlet?

Tundra Bunny said...

Your jokes amuse me too, human.

Mary Kirkland said...

These made me laugh.

angela said...

Home grown is always the best option
Love them all

Kirk said...

About the Jesus one. Is it tithe-or-seek?

Lisa said...

I put the candy where I can't see it all the time and have so far resisted the urge to break into it. That isht is ufkcing gold this year!

River said...

I love the glowing pumpkin and the charcuterie boards.

Bilbo said...

I always thought "charcuterie" was French for "I want a sandwich, but I'm out of bread." And I've never seen a charcuterie board with an actual charc.

David M. Gascoigne, said...

The one with the basketball net with the pumpkins broke me up!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Kirk -- GROAN!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Bilbo -- GROAN!

Lady M said...

The most gorgeous book mark arrived at my house. Thank you! I love Jesus with his treat bucket.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Lady M -- Great! I was hoping you'd get it by Halloween!

DVArtist said...

All of these are great but I need that first on made into something I can hang in my house. Love it.

Soma @ InkTorrents.com said...

Love the second one!!

-Soma

My name is Erika. said...

I really like the charcuterie hand. That is lots of fun.