Monday, 11 April 2016

Bunnies Behaving Badly, Part 1


Don't let the cute public image of bunnies fool you. They get up to all kinds of disreputable behaviour, much of it involving drugs, fast cars and wild sex --



They should never be trusted in restaurants either.


Bunnies have no real sense of public duty or public service . . . .


And these are the bunnies that need a good tazing but never receive it.


But this is the worst one of all -- Bunold J. Jump!


He's currently running for the presidency of the Bunny States of America, which is traumatizing a lot of other bunny citizens. Some days they just can't cope with the idea.


Help them, Doctor, help them!

44 comments:

Mark said...

Bunnies are adorable and I won't hear a bad word said against them. I agreed to this in return for the safe return of my family. Send help. I don't even know how the rabbits managed to kidnap my entire family.

laurie said...

that hare with flare is an insult to all bunnies lol,,,

mistress maddie said...

I'm just like these bunnies....... I may look innocent, but you know I behave badly.

Snap said...

The hare with flare -- great comb over! I love bunnies and hate to see them get a bad name......:)

baili said...

hare in pancake so funny and interesting pics and writing enjoyed it alot i always do,you have talent to spread smiles dear god bless you always

anne marie in philly said...

I like the badass easter bunny and the barbie bunny. "you can brush my hare (heh), undress me anywhere, life is plastic, it's fantastic!"

Fit Studs said...

Oh my Gosh, love these memes. Hilarious.
Cute, but still hilarious! :)

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I almost spit out my cereal when I read about the asshole.
Smiles.

Lisa said...

I'm one of those bunnies who can't cope with the idea that Bozo Bunny may someday be president. Considering my third world options.

DEZMOND said...

I truly hope they are not gonna eat those pancakes after the photoshoot!

Toni said...

I truly hope no pancakes were harmed during the filming of this delightful post!

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

HAHAHAHA! The first one had me laughing out loud and it was all BAHAHA-ing after that :)

Cheryl said...

All of those are hysterical!!! Especially the bunny under the pancake is a riot. Poor Trumpish looking hair bunny. No one or no thing should have to have something in common with him. UGH!

Jim said...

I have 'Bunold J. Jump' in my brain now!! HELPPP!!

Lynn said...

Love the bunny under the pancake! Thanks - you have made my day!

Dixie@dcrelief said...

Omg - so funny!

Marie Smith said...

The presidential hare is hilarious.

JACKIESUE said...

taste like chicken

Miss Val's Creations said...

Thank you for the laughs! The images of the bunny in the pancakes made me burst out in laughter!

Guillaume said...

Those are very funny. The cat would have eaten that hare in no time though.

mrsduncanmahogany said...

OMG the pancake one!!! Too funny!

Linda said...

You are crazy Debra! Hahaha!
Enjoy your week...
Cheers!
Linda :o)

Heli said...

Oh yes, I knew this! 1) Bunnies, 2) Squirrels, 3) Cats - All full of secrets! Waiting for Part 2!

Adam said...

Lets Make Carrots Great Again

Rosemary said...

I dont know where you find these from Debra - the hare with flair does at least look as if his is real.

Hula La said...

Not sure I have that Little Golden Book on my shelf...but it is a good one! Great Fun post! Just the giggle I needed as I wind down this rainy day! Aloha!

Lisleman said...

At least Bunold J. Jump would not make as much noise.

Magic Love Crow said...

LOL! Too funny!!!!

jadedj said...

Yes indeed...Monty Python tried to warn us forty years ago about these monsters. When you encounter them, the best thing you can do is "run away...run away".
https://youtu.be/cCI18qAoKq4

Riot Kitty said...

LMAO!!! My bro ran in here to see why I was laughing so loudly...that first one was fucking amazing!

Ol'Buzzard said...

Please don't throw me into the brier patch...
the Ol'Buzzard

Missy George said...

Love the Trump Bunny..BTW, he is falling into disfavor...hopefully..

lgsquirrel said...

Oh! Oh! I couldn't agree more. Bunnies are not just cute as everyone supposes. Bunnies are evil! I furnished conclusive evidence of their malevolence (https://lgsquirrel.wordpress.com/2011/02/02/beware-the-year-of-the-rabbit/)

lady M said...

Wow - lots of material hare to nibble on. Thanks for the laugh.

John M said...

It's a great post! I especially like the hare in the pancakes.

Bob Johns said...

A Hare with Flair LMAO!!

bj said...

hahhaa....waaay too cute...love the "Jump" hair...lol
I just know you are so gonna love your German pancake...and I also know you will have fresh lemon and snowy, powdery sugar...ummm, if I lived close, I'd bring the Starbucks over and have a pancake with ya....:)

Magaly Guerrero said...

Have a bad ass Easter, lol!

Weekend-Windup said...

I love bunnies. They are very friendly. We have them at home. When they hear our voice they use to run and come and be beneath our leg...

JoAnn ( Scene Through My Eyes) said...

Oh bunnies!!!!!

Sunshineshelle said...

This is HILARIOUS!!! Now I have to Hop off & check out your next post hehe!

The Happy Whisk said...

In a bunny world is very funny.

Hermesmerized™ the duchessofH said...

LOL This is so funny! I love the caption you wrote on the book cover.

Fundy Blue said...

LOL! Please let this crazy election in the USA be over soon!