Monday, 11 April 2016
Bunnies Behaving Badly, Part 1
Don't let the cute public image of bunnies fool you. They get up to all kinds of disreputable behaviour, much of it involving drugs, fast cars and wild sex --
They should never be trusted in restaurants either.
Bunnies have no real sense of public duty or public service . . . .
And these are the bunnies that need a good tazing but never receive it.
But this is the worst one of all -- Bunold J. Jump!
He's currently running for the presidency of the Bunny States of America, which is traumatizing a lot of other bunny citizens. Some days they just can't cope with the idea.
Help them, Doctor, help them!