I have never been even vaguely athletic.
Physical exercise bores me stiff.
But I have never been so inactive
as I have during this last year of
stay-at-home pandemic life.
Now that the snow and ice are gone and
warmer weather has started to arrive,
I realize that I must get off my ass
and get outside for some safe,
NO, I won't be going to a gym!
They're still closed and quite rightly so.
And NO, I will not be jogging or running!
Jesus, that would kill me stone dead.
And THIS nonsense ain't
gonna happen either, pal.
I have to be realistic and start
by doing something very basic.
Wish me luck and perseverance!