Friday 31 December 2010

Fast Away the Old Year Passes

Happy New Year's Eve! Got plans? We're going out for dinner with a bunch of friends. Then afterward, we thought we'd go downtown to the outdoor First Night celebrations. But the temperature here is so bloody cold right now, I think I'll pass on that. Especially since my ear muffs broke yesterday.

So have a safe, fun and happy New Year's Eve, everyone, and good luck in my giveaway draw tomorrow!

Monday 27 December 2010

Am I Annoying You Yet?

Hahahahaha! Just ONE LAST REMINDER that if you haven't entered my giveaway yet, please click here and do so!

I won't be blogging for a few days as I'm heading off to visit my Mom. See you New Year's Eve!

Sunday 26 December 2010

What did YOU get?

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Saturday 25 December 2010

Christmas 2.0

Have a wonderful, peaceful day, everyone!

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Friday 24 December 2010

Never Piss Off Santa

I hope Santa is good to all of you! I know everyone has made the NICE list! Haven't you?

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Thursday 23 December 2010

Happy Festivus!

Hooray! Today is Festivus for the rest of us! And I'm all ready for it. The Festivus Pole is up:

The Festivus cards have been sent and the pretend donations to fake charities have been made:

Tonight's dinner will be the traditional Festivus meal of meatloaf with all the trimmings. For my guests I've also got a couple of special cakes decorated in the spirit of the holiday:

During dinner, we'll begin The Airing of Grievances -- always a special time in any family! I've been saving up my petty resentments and toxic feelings all year long! I will commence The Airing of Grievances ritual with the time-honoured Festivus words: I got a lot of problems with you people. And now, you're gonna hear about it.

And finally, Festivus concludes with everyone's favourite ritual -- the Feats of Strength -- when the Head of the Household is pinned to the floor, signifying that Festivus is officially over. Around here, the Head of the Household is Her Royal Highness, of course. But she's pretty tough to wrestle with, so our Festivus may continue for days!

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Wednesday 22 December 2010

Caroling Fun!

My Rare One sends you her best holiday wishes and asks you to click here. Request your favourite carols and see what happens! Be sure to try Jingle Bell Rock, Angels We Have Heard on High and Hallelujah Chorus!

Her Royal Highness also sends you her best holiday wishes. She asked me to post this "critter carol" video of Deck the Halls for your enjoyment!

Can't get enough of teh kyootness? Here's Jingle Bells too!

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Tuesday 21 December 2010

Winter Solstice

Darkness deserves gratitude. It is the alleluia point at which we learn to understand that all growth does not take place in the sunlight.

--Joan Chittister, Uncommon Gratitude

As we celebrate the return of the Light, may we nevertheless continue to benefit from the peace and nurturing to be found in the Darkness.

Deep peace of the midwinter stars to you, my Solstice friends.

Monday 20 December 2010

200+ Followers! Time for a Giveaway!

I had my last giveaway when my Followers List reached 100 and now, thanks to all of you wonderful readers, it has reached 200+! So I'm celebrating with another giveaway!

Because of everyone's great response to my Labyrinth Series, I thought that a labyrinth-themed giveaway might be a good idea. (By the way, I'm not finished with that series and will be posting about more labyrinths in January, so stay tuned!)

The Sand Labyrinth is a finger labyrinth that you create over and over again! The kit comes with a shallow 10-inch square wooden box, two labyrinth templates for tracing (both the pagan Cretan and christian Chartres designs), a bag of fine white sand, and a little book with instructions and inspirational quotations. You simply put the sand in the box, choose a template, place it on top, trace the unicursal path with your finger, remove the template and voilà! A beautiful sand labyrinth for display or further meditation! (A word of caution: keep out of reach of cats . . . .)

The rules for entering are straightforward:

1. You must be an official Follower to enter. Old, new or just signed up in order to enter the contest, it's all good. And it doesn't matter where you're from in the world, I'll mail the prize anywhere!

2. In addition to being a Follower, you must leave me a comment on THIS post that you want to enter the contest.

3. One entry per person (leaving 10 comments will still only result in 1 entry!)

4. Entries will be accepted until 11:59 p.m. (Mountain Daylight Time) on Friday, December 31, 2010.

5. The winning entry will be chosen by random draw on Saturday, January 1, 2011 and the result posted here on Sunday, January 2, 2011.

As you can see, I'm leaving the contest open for the rest of the month because people are busy with the holidays and it may take some of you a while to read this post.

Good luck!

Friday 17 December 2010

Show Some Holiday Spirit at Work!

You don't want to be the Office Grinch, do you? Go on -- pull out all the stops! You know you want to!

Thursday 16 December 2010

Gingerbread House Chronicles -- Our Triumph!

For this gingerbread house, we decided to restrict our colour palette to red, white, brown/black and just a touch of green on the trees. Those peppermint stripe candy trees were purchased "as is." All we did was glue them down with a ton of icing. And, as you can see, our fence was made of half-Oreos with an occasional marshmallow post.

The difficult thing about this house was the #@$%!!! roof. We shingled it with those very thin chocolate wafer cookies. They inevitably broke when applied to the roof. For every whole shingle that we managed to get on, there were at least six broken cookies. It took the entire box to finish the job and, believe me, that's a lot of cookies! And someone had to eat all the broken ones . . . .

But we were very pleased with the end result. It will be hard in the future to top this house for sheer magnificence, I think, but we will try. That's how it is for true artistes.

Wednesday 15 December 2010

Gingerbread House Chronicles -- Gettin' Fancier!

Look at the fancy-shmancy work on this gingerbread house! We used uncooked rice for snow so it would cover up the aluminum foil base. Of course, then you need a secure fence around the perimeter to keep the rice in. Hence, all the marshmallows.

My favourite features of this house are the pine trees, made out of inverted ice cream cones covered in green icing and green froot loops. Guess who picked every green froot loop out of the friggin' cereal box? Note as well the Jersey Milk chocolate front door and the sprinkles 'n twizzlers sidewalk. Also, our snowman was smaller and more sober than before, with a jaunty peppermint and gumdrop hat.

This series concludes tomorrow with Our. Best. Gingerbread. House. EVER!

Tuesday 14 December 2010

Gingerbread House Chronicles -- The Early Years

My Rare One likes to decorate a gingerbread house at Christmas, so it's something we often do. We have fun and enjoy doing it. We don't eat the candy house though. After Christmas, we give it to friends across the street whose athletic kids can burn off all that sugar without any problem.

This blurry photo represents one of our very first joint efforts. Pretty unremarkable, if truth be told. Isn't the glare coming off that aluminum foil base positively blinding? And our marshmallow snowman with the chocolate drop hat has a dangerous, drunken lean to him. Nice peppermint finials on the roof though.

Tomorrow -- a photo of one of our better gingerbread houses!

Monday 13 December 2010

The Light Returns With Sankta Lucia

Today is the feast day of Sankta Lucia (St. Lucy), the superficially Christianized rendition of the Nordic Goddess of the Winter Solstice. I've written about Her before (click here and here, if you're interested) but this year I want to focus on the beautiful Maidens who attend Her. Dressed all in white like the winter snow, they are often accessorized with tinsel crowns and sashes as in these photos from various Lucia pageants. The Maidens and their candles assist the Goddess as She brings the Solstice light to brighten the midwinter darkness. Shine on, Maidens, shine on!

Saturday 11 December 2010


On the night of December 8, a vandal or vandals unknown cut down and destroyed the Holy Thorn of Glastonbury on Wearyall Hill. BASTARDS! Earlier that day, the Mayor of Glastonbury, accompanied by a vicar and schoolchildren, had just cut the traditional sprig of flowering thorn to send to the Queen for Christmas. Now the tree is no more.

My Rare One took this photo of the Holy Thorn when we visited it a couple of years ago (you can read my blog post about it here). Now the tree has been destroyed -- all its limbs and branches were brutally cut off and just left scattered on the ground. Its protective metal fence (still covered in ribbons and strips of cloth left by pilgrims) was yanked up almost to the top of the remaining stump. Here are some photos of the carnage:

It is heartbreaking to see crime scene tape around the sacred tree. Police are investigating but so far have no suspects or motive for this crime.

There is hope that the tree, in time, may be able to regenerate new growth from the stump. Cuttings could also be taken from other Holy Thorns which are descendants of the original tree -- for example, there is another Holy Thorn on the grounds of Glastonbury Abbey. But, either way, it will be years before the tree on Wearyall Hill can be fully restored.

To me, this dreadful story is like hearing that an old friend has died suddenly and tragically in a senseless act of violence. I grieve for the Holy Thorn.

Friday 10 December 2010

The Weekend's Here!

Run right out and get yourself some sweet beta-carotene! Or any kind of fruit or vegetable, really. I'm not judgmental.
[Cartoon lifted from]

Thursday 9 December 2010

Christmas Card Photos

Here's hoping yours turn out better!

Wednesday 8 December 2010

John Lennon (1940-1980)

Thirty years ago today, John Lennon was murdered. When it happened, it was so shocking and hard to believe that he was dead. Now, it's just hard to believe that it was so long ago.

It was John Lennon's great blessing and great curse to be the Voice of His Generation. For better or for worse, he will always be a legend.

Tuesday 7 December 2010

Gift Wrapping 101

Now that all the gifts are purchased, it's time to wrap them! Oh look -- what's this? A tutorial?

In the best tradition of Queen Victoria, my cat (Her Royal Highness) is Not Amused. Not Amused At All.

Monday 6 December 2010

Merry Cashmas!

As defined by Urban Dictionary, Cashmas (also know as $mas) is the:

primary holiday celebrated in capitalist cultures. Generally observed around the winter solstice, Cashmas is a celebration of materialism in which its celebrants attempt to flatter or impress relatives, friends, and acquaintances with the extent of their purchasing power (the "power to get"). Cashmas co-opts signs, symbols, and sympathies from other religious holidays of the winter season to mask its foundation of conspicuous consumption.

Woo hoo! Who cares? Screw analysis and insight -- my Christmas shopping is done!

Friday 3 December 2010

Winter Solstice Singalong Offer

Judging by the comments on yesterday's post about "reclaimed Christmas carols," it seems that some of you are quite intrigued by the idea of singing Goddessy or pagany lyrics to old seasonal favourites. If you like, I'd gladly mail you a copy of my Circle's Winter Solstice Singalong booklet ("free and gratis" of course, so the price is right!) It's about 12 pages long and contains a good selection of other reclaimed carols. Just leave a comment on this post and tell me your mailing address. Since I moderate all comments, I won't publish it -- don't worry! I'll send the booklet off in the mail this weekend so hopefully, you will receive it by the Winter Solstice. And then away we go, a-caroling!

Thursday 2 December 2010

Reclaimed Christmas Carols

Last night, my Women's Drumming and Goddess Chanting Circle met for our annual Winter Solstice celebration. (The Circle meets on the first Wednesday evening of every month, which is why our festive partying seems so early!) Anyway, we had our usual singalong of Solstice songs and chants, including several "reclaimed" Christmas carols. Lyrics for such reclaimed carols are widely available on the Internet.

I thought I'd share one with you today which is a particular Circle favourite:

God Rest Ye Merry, Pagan Folk

God rest ye merry, pagan folk,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember that the sun returns
Upon this Solstice day.
The growing dark is ending now
And Spring is on its way!

Oh, tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy!
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!

The Goddess rest ye merry, too,
And keep you safe from harm.
Remember that we live within
The circle of Her arms.
And may Her love give years to come
A very special charm!


Wednesday 1 December 2010

Happy Hanukkah!

Tonight is the first night of Hanukkah and the lighting of the first candle. I've always loved the beautiful symbolism of the Festival of Lights. The sacred eternal flame of the Temple in Jerusalem did not flicker out, as it should have done for lack of oil, but miraculously burned for eight days until more consecrated oil could be prepared.

Similarly, the sacred flame within ourselves is not easily extinguished. May everyone's special inner light burn brightly and help illuminate the world!