Boxing Day Is Here

The Queen's Message

HOLIDAY GREETINGS to all FELINES

out there in the BLOGOSPHERE!

It is I, your QUEEN and INSPIRATION --

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**** HER ROYAL HIGHNESS THE CAT ****

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This is one of the most DIFFICULT and PUT-UPON

times of the year for OUR SPECIES, as you know.

This year, I want ALL OF YOU

to be EXTRA NAUGHTY and 

IMPOSSIBLE TO DEAL WITH and

DOWNRIGHT INCORRIGIBLE

(but in a CATMAS-Y type of way)

 to teach our Humans a LESSON.

In other words --

Here's a couple of SUGGESTIONS

to get you all started --

For MY OWN Human, I've got a

SPECIAL MISTLETOE ORNAMENT

that she can KISS ME UNDER --

*** MEOWY CATMAS, EVERYONE! ***

A Cautionary Tale for Christmas Eve

Heeeeeeere's Santa!

Santa's come a long way

from his roots --

He did well for himself.

But then it all started to go off the rails --

He started drinking.

Hanging out with bad influences.

HRH, is that you?

Then he got even more out of control.

Or DOES he?

He's gone completely off the deep end these days.

So who REALLY runs Santa's empire now?

Oh, I think you already know --

Reindeer Games

Holiday Hijinks

And now, a carol for all you gay boys out there!

And straight women too, I guess.

We lesbians will just sit this one out.

Will the REAL Birthday Boy Please Stand Up?

No, I don't mean THIS Birthday Boy . . . 

I mean WHICH VERSION

of THIS Birthday Boy . . . 

The MAGA Jesus version?

Or the Prince of Peace?

HOW is there even any

DOUBT about this?