Who WOULDN'T want the Power of the Universe at their personal beck and call by possessing the Infinity Gauntlet? Well, now YOU TOO can have one! And there's NO NEED to run around the universe collecting all those pesky Infinity Stones -- Do-It-Yourself Infinity Gauntlets
are the LATEST RAGE!
You can go the MINIMALIST route --
This next one will cost you less than 5 BUCKS!
How about this model? You're not using that OVEN MITT anyway.
Put your kids' LEGO to good use!
Mmmmm, how about a nice CAKE?
Then you could have the Power of the Universe INSIDE YOU!
Personally, I'm going to TRADE IN
my purple knitted fingerless gloves . . .
. . . for THIS BABY!
Bwahahaha! FEAR ME.