Hey, remember that stupid advice from years ago about how women should greet their husbands at the door wearing only cling wrap and holding a martini? Well, recently I've had occasion to wrap a certain body part in cling wrap and you know what? It's not all that titillating.
About a month ago, I had surgery on my leg to remove some (very early stage) skin cancer. The dermatologist stitched me up in a rather gruesome fashion reminiscent of these other famous examples of his handiwork --
Anyway, I am not supposed to get either the wound or its bandaging wet so when I have a shower, I must wrap my leg in cling wrap and secure it at the top with waterproof tape. Even now that the stitches have been removed, the wound is slow to heal completely and I must continue to baby it in this way.
Should I mark this photo NSFW?
NO sexual propositions or marriage proposals PLEASE.