
Thursday, 22 April 2021
Tuesday, 20 April 2021
Friday, 16 April 2021
Nap Time!
Yes, I've reached the age where
I often need a nap during the day in
order to function for my full
16 hours of daily consciousness.
It makes me feel old,
that's for sure.
I used to see my grandparents and, later, my parents
nodding off for a quick nap and think:
"That will never happen to ME!"
Wednesday, 14 April 2021
Monday, 12 April 2021
HRH's New Career
Hello to all my ardent fans, admirers
and soon-to-be fee-paying clients!
It is I, Her Royal Highness the Cat,
with an exciting announcement!
I have decided to offer my boundless
knowledge and unmatched experience
to benefit the world by becoming a . . .
LIFE COACH!
After all, how hard can it be?
So sign up for my
life coaching services
TODAY!
You won't regret it!
Friday, 9 April 2021
Do You Know What Day It Is Today?
Don't be sad, little girl!
Time to cheer up, because today is . . .
Who knew such a date existed?
But it does, and today's the day!
How can people say unicorns aren't real?
If unicorns aren't real, then who is
snow-blowing this sidewalk?
Everyone loves unicorns,
and quite rightly so.
Try to marry one, if you can!
It will always be an improvement!
So don't let the pandemic get you down --
We will soon be having
unicorn parties again!
See you there!
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