We're All Irish Today!

Party Sensibly Today,

All You Pretend Honorary Irish!

Happy Irish Heritage Day!

And, finally, the most moving rendition

of "Danny Boy" that you will ever hear --

Let the Shenanigans Begin!

So Irish Heritage Day has rolled around once again,

and that means only one thing to

a mixed Irish descendant such as myself.

Fun, green beer, and mockery!

And Now, An Important Message From

Her Royal Highness the Cat:

"Don't forget that Saint Patrick is not the only saint

whose feast day is March 17. It is also the feast day of

Saint Gertrude of Nivelles,

the patron saint of cats and the people who love them."

Happy Irish Heritage Day!

Well, it's time once again to claim

my ancient ancestral Celtic right 

to make fun of the Irish!

Even Her Royal Highness

is an IRISH KITTY today!

Happy Irish Heritage Day!

Sure, an' here's auld St. Pat hisself!

Aren't we all Irish today?

In fact, it's kinda hard not to be Irish --

What a cute cookie cutter of the

pot o' gold at the end of the rainbow!

Or is it?

OMG, Viagra, STAT!

Leprechauns keep up with the times, you know.

In Canada, we've got our own legal rainbow treasure now!

Not in most of the USA though.

You can still get serious jail time there.

Howzabout another bad pun to celebrate the day?

But don't go overboard with the word play, boyo.