Saturday, 24 June 2017

Let's Hear It For Bi Pride!

Bisexuals just can't catch a break, can they? Everybody misunderstands them! Straights and gays often both labour under exactly the same sorts of misinformed opinions about bisexuality, such as . . .

Aren't bisexuals just confused? Do they not know whether they're gay or straight? Why don't they just pick a side? Or are they playing both sides of the fence?

Isn't it hard to be straight and gay at the same time?

Or is something else going on?

But even bilingual people can't catch a break!

Bisexuality is its own valid and unique sexual orientation which is not straight, gay or a mixture of the two.

Bi people don't turn straight when they're with an opposite-sex partner. They don't turn gay when they're with a same-sex partner. Bi people are always bisexual, whether they're in or out of a relationship.

Personally, I believe that if people were simply left to their own devices, free of cultural and religious attempts to control and enslave human sexuality, most people would quite naturally be bisexual to some degree or another. I think the two endpoints on the Kinsey Scale -- exclusive heterosexuality and exclusive homosexuality -- would be the minority sexual orientations. The majority sexual orientation would be bisexuality.

Even in today's society, as those cultural and religious constraints weaken, we are seeing a dramatic increase in open bisexuality. YAY! Human freedom is a beautiful thing!

Thursday, 22 June 2017

Protesters, Goddess Bless 'Em

The best way to deal with protestors is to subvert them and their hateful messages with humour. I have seen it done at many Pride Parades over the years. This tactic is much more effective than anger, which simply feeds and justifies the protestors' self-righteousness. Being greeted with good-natured laughter and treated as photo-ops for celebratory queers to pose in front of confuses protestors tremendously. They often don't bother returning the next year (at least in Canada).

Here's a selection of classic signs that subvert hate --

And we have our own queer-positive Christians, thank you very much!

May all the queer-negative religious types wake up one day and realize the awful truth!

Tuesday, 20 June 2017

Oh No! It's The . . .

Well, you know, we ARE a pretty scary bunch . . . .

What haters really fear, though, is that we don't even NEED to go door-to-door!

But the TRUTH is --

So what EXACTLY is listed in this so-called Gay Agenda? I just happen to have MY COPY handy. Let's peek inside, shall we?

This is our latest BIG project --

YES, we're dedicated to Saving the World but we still want to get our BEAUTY SLEEP too!

Achieving the Gay Agenda takes a LOT of energy! It's worth it, though.

And please note that, while the Gay Agenda is the BASIC template, other groups within the LGBT+ community have their OWN variations . . . .

Sunday, 18 June 2017

We're Pretty LGBT+ Friendly, Eh?

These days we finally have our priorities correct in Canada.

When I moved from Manitoba to Alberta 20 years ago, it was the most homophobic province in all of Canada. But now look at us! Woo hoo, Calgary and Mayor Naheed Nenshi, you rock!

Exactly how LGBT+ friendly is Canada? Hey, just look at our friggin' money!

And these are our postage stamps!

And this is our Prime Minister!

Why, we even love our neighbour to the south in a very special way!

Do you know why Canada is so LGBT+ friendly? Well, I'll tell you. It's all in our top secret demographics --

individual canadians confirmed as 5 gays in a trench coat

That's right! We've been fooling the world for years! We are ALL LGBT+ in Canada!

Friday, 16 June 2017

Oh My Gay Brothers!

I tend to like men in general, but I luuuuuuuuv gay men in particular, the sassy little buggers!

And hey, here's a nod to the Leather Community too --