Insulting the Irish in last week's St. Patrick's Day post got me thinking. Why not insult MORE nationalities? YEAH! And you know, nothing is more ripe for satire than a country's CUISINE, right? So here we go!
Let's start with everyone's FAVOURITE country, the good ol' You Ess of Eh, eh?
And those Irish are almost TOO easy to make fun of, aren't they?
But then, so are the SCOTS.
And my beloved UKRAINIANS shouldn't get off lightly either.
By the way, may I just take a moment to mention a PET PEEVE of mine? I often hear people pronouncing "kielbasa" as keel-BASS-ah when every good Ukrainian or Ukrainian wannabe like me KNOWS that it's really pronounced KOO-bass-ah. Even WOLVERINE (that good Canadian boy) knows how to pronounce it correctly so SHEESH, people, get with the program!
Not surprisingly, Sweden and England are about to have a COOK-OFF for the title of World's WORST Cuisine.
To be fair, I must be EVEN-HANDED in this post and mock CANADA's contribution to culinary bad taste as well. So here's a replica of the Stanley Cup made entirely of DONUTS.
Yes, we take hockey SERIOUSLY in Canada, goddammit!
And let's not forget POUTINE!
Hell, we're lax with LABELING LAWS too. G'day, mate!