Friday, 1 December 2017

Oh Oh, It's "War on Christmas" Time Again!


Let's not forget the VALUES that made our culture GREAT --


And share this pic of MIDDLE-EASTERN JESUS too!


Let's get back to TRADITIONAL VALUES, people!


Now, get out there and do your part, everyone . . . HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

44 comments:

Kay G. said...

Also, you must not forget that Jesus has to speak English with a beautiful English accent! (That is what I have gotten from watching films anyway!)
That first photo...makes you wonder what the INSIDE of the house looks like!

mistress maddie said...

I miss the good ole days. And I believe Trump will be first on Krampus's list.....we hope.

anne marie in philly said...

got news for ya, kids - ain't no jeebus OR santa! BOTH of them are NOT REAL! SO THERE!

Bob Slatten said...

I read an article about some town in Minnesota where the townspeople nearly exploded because a local store hired a black Santa!
I'm sure they all thought it was a liberal plot.
And White Jesus? Please.

Frank said...

Mid east Jesus is kinda cute...maybe just a little trim at Supercuts.

lady M said...

Merry Creepmas! I love that first picture. Cracks me up every time. European lore is full of mythical anti-santa creatures like Krampus. So yes! I am all for embracing traditional Christmas values!

LL Cool Joe said...

I've never quite understood where this image of Jesus being a good looking white man has come from, he wasn't either.

Jeanne said...

I saw the last meme elsewhere yesterday. Laughed so hard! And love the internment camp pic. So sad to see Santas waving for help...And are those angels stuck in the tree?????

Marie Smith said...

Lol. I needed this today, Debra.

laurie said...

I needed this too lol!!!!

Adam said...

I think we can destroy Christianity among crackers when they accept he wasn't white. They won't know what to do.

Linda Wildenstein said...

oh my....how many toes are aching from being trounced by christmas. This is priceless. Happy whateveritisyoucelebrate from a died in the wool heretic. xoxo Oma Linda

Susan said...

Gah! My least favorite holiday! Black Friday is bad enough, but the lead up to this consumptionfest is nauseating. Can't wait until it's over.

e said...

Yay for December! Yay for the war on Xmas!

I'll wish you a Happy Solstice when we get closer to it...

Theresa Young said...

This is too funny. Good one Deb, you made me laugh today. I needed that. Happy whatever you celebrate!!

MrsDuncanMahogany said...

Love the Krampus!

Kirk said...

That internment camp can't be all bad. Look at all those smiles on the snowmen and Santas.

Dr. Theda said...

an enjoyable post, dear Lady Debra...

DEZMOND said...

Krampus! LOL LOL LOL My granny used to use that word a lot for all ugly people

Leeanna Henderson said...

Oh damn! you found my internment camp meme. I was gonna wait until next week to post it. But it is funny. Stupid Megyn Kelly can't even spell Megan right. I think I was 12 years old when I was living in Germany that I saw my first Middle-Eastern person, nothing like the white Jesus most Americans are used to seeing. I think that's when I started thinking for myself and questioning the Catholic faith.

brewella deville said...

I'll commit to making non-gendered gingerbread cookies, but that's it.

Joanne Noragon said...

Half the country is stressed, raising blood pressure. Half the country is laughing its ribs sore, raising blood pressure. Doctors and drug moguls are happy.

Linda deV said...

Oh my...I LOVE it! Megyn Kelly cracks me the hell up.

My daughter and her best friend loved the American Girl dolls when they were young. On account that we were rather poor and the friends parents were quite wealthy, my girl had one and her friend had them all. Well all of them except the African American one. The mother wouldn't buy her the black one. Start em young. Bet she would have had a problem with Mr Black Claus too. Pssshhhhawwww.

Birdie said...

Do kids even believe in Santa anymore? I think most of them have it figured out by the time they can tell me my gift fucking sucks. (3?) I was about 12 before I knew.

John M said...

True.

The Happy Whisk said...

I'd sit next to him. It always confused me with the white jewish Jesus and the Christmas pine in December. That said, I love the lights, trees and silly fun. But I'll take a black, white, purple or even bread box green Santa, any day of the week.

Snap said...

Ha! I was with a friend today ... she was driving and I YELLED stop! I dash out of the car and took a picture of a large, inflatable, red dragon -- carrying a candy and wearing a Santa cap -- he had moveable wings, too ....Happy Holidays to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toni said...

Krampus and Trump sitting in a tree...

Jono said...

That's the spirit!

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

The one with Krampus...BAHAHAHA
And Megyn Kelly? Bleh, bleh, bleh...
These were all hilarious. It boggles the mind that people truly believe that Jesus was white.

Mitchell is Moving said...

Mostly hilarious. Megyn Kelly and verifiable facts? Don't get me started.

Anonymous said...

That first one is insane. I can't even wrap my mind around their electricity bill. No way do they use solar power. When people say Merry Christmas to me, I aggressively say, "In my family we say HAPPY HOLIDAYS!" Just doing my part in the war on Christmas. Hail Satan.

Jay said...

Ha - yes! Of course Jesus was dark-skinned, how could he not be, having been born in the Middle East? Not totally black, I think, but certainly not white, either!

Yes, there are a lot of horrible attitudes around at Christmas time. I'm getting quite disillusioned in my old age.

Missy George said...

Horrible scene indeed..Enjoy your holidays..Bah...Humbug

bill lisleman said...

That's great picture of decorating gone bad. Now that we have contest shown on TV, I don't see this escalation of lights and robotic characters stopping for awhile.
Also, the famous Jew Jesus has been revised by many cultures over the hundreds of years since his rebel years. I don't imagine he was as white looking as many paintings/drawings depict.
Merry Christmas

Janie Junebug said...

I always point out to my fellow Christians that Jesus couldn't have had light hair and blue eyes, as he is always portrayed in the cheap prints that they put on their walls. But oh! the horror of that internment camp! That's hilarious. I'm so tired of the fake "war on Christmas."

Love,
Janie

Elsie Amata said...

I had someone wish me "Merry Christmas" yesterday and she caught me so off guard I almost forgot to say it back. I'm so used to hearing "Happy Holidays" instead. I truly was at a loss for words for about three seconds. She must've thought I was drunk or something. :)

Have a beachy week!
Elsie

Vanessa Morgan said...

The Krampus here in Belgium looks less devilish, but every kid is afraid of him because he is known to punish children.

A Heron's View said...

I don't do christianity at all my celebration is Winter Solstice when we have a big feed over several days, giving a heart felt welcome to the increase of daylight.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Haha! Anything to piss off Megyn Kelly is good by me. Black Santa is a "historical fact." Oy vey.
Happy week, Debra.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

crazy racist white people and Krampus are all I need to enjoy the Holidays.

Magic Love Crow said...

Happy Holidays! LOL!

baili said...

hahaha

you are so funny ,can't believe that such sensitive stuff can be part of joke anyway

The Captain said...

There's a brilliant actual rendering of St Nick's actual face on the internet worth searching out. People will freak at the sight of a chubby Turk.