Needless to say, we were surrounded by country music at the Stampede. Luckily though, we didn't have to listen to the five least popular country albums, as reported by the Calgary Sun:
1. I Ain't Drunk, Just Pukin by Cooter.
2. Hickey on My Tattoo by Spanklin Brothers.
3. Drunk Tank Lovin' by The Double-Wide Dandys.
4. 10 Gallon Toupee by Tim McGraw.
5. Paintin' Up and Puttin' Out by Taylor Fast.
And that's why country music is Music for the Ages. Just like Mozart.