Yes! My bat alarm has been activated. Fly, my pretties, fly! Warn me of the intruders' approach.
Oh, foolish one! Do you dare to approach my humble abode?
Very well, then. I'll come and open the gates for you . . . . creeeeaaaakkkk . . . . sorry, pay that sound no mind -- it's just my hip joint acting up again.
Hello, brave and foolish visitor. Welcome to Halloween Week at She Who Seeks blog. Come closer . . . if you dare.
I'll lay a big smooch on ya, sweetie! Mwah! Mmmmm . . . tasty!
Come closer and tomorrow I'll show you my . . . *cackle* . . . pumpkins!
[Cat art by Ryan Conner and found here at her Etsy store]