Friday, 14 February 2014

It's Valentines Day!

Well, February 14th is here again. Some people love it, some people hate it. So I've made a point of gathering a selection of LOLs specially tailored for each side of the great divide.

For those of you who like the holiday: Happy Valentines Day!





For those of you who hate the holiday: Die, Valentines Day, Die!






And just one last word to the wise for anyone celebrating today. The only thing worse than taking your valentine for dinner here . . . .


. . . would be something like this:


47 comments:

jaz@octoberfarm said...

funny! happy valentine's day!

Snap said...

Good Ones! Happy Friday! ;)

mxtodis123 said...

Happy Valentines Day. Love these. I especially used to love those little candy hearts. We always passed them out in grammar school and it was always fun to see who made a declaration of love.
Mary

Pickleope Von Pickleope said...

As an incorrigible romantic, I love Valentine's Day, which is anachronistic for a horrible cynic like me. Regardless, I can appreciate all of these.

greekwitch said...

Hahaha! Happy V day!!!!

Jeanne said...

Ha Ha Ha!! These are ALL great! Happy Valentine's Day!

Jenn said...

I will never look at a box of Betty Crocker the same way again.

Happy Valentine's Day :)

Tricky Nag said...

Bet we won't need reservations for NcDonalds!
Happy Valentine's Day!!

DEZMOND said...

A smooch to you for Valentines, Debs

Bird said...

:D Happy Valentine's day. I think the sound recording of their voices at the point of saying I Do in their wedding ceremony is awesome.

Hope you have a wonderful day,
Bird

jadedj said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAR to Walmartyness.

Miss Val's Creations said...

I love the liquor store sign! Candlelight at McDonalds? Really? That is sad. LOL

CraveCute said...

Happy Valentine's Day Debra! Hope you and your special one have a wonderful day! Love all of these.... the old photo of the heart cutout is so precious and LOL for the others!

Sunnybrook Farm said...

At least chocolate is involved in this holiday.

Dexter Klemperer said...

Too funny! Actually I like the dinner at McDonalds idea. You know what you're getting foodwise probably at the same price but with upscale service. You're getting some bang for your buck rather than some mediocre prix fixe dinner at some swanky place.

The Happy Whisk said...

Happy Valentine's Day and Smoochie Smoochie. I hope your pancakes were ever so nummy and that you have a fun holiday weekend.

Vanessa Morgan said...

I'm not a hater of Valentine's Day, but I don't particularly love it either. That being said, I'll be going to a restaurant with my love tonight. Any excuse to go to a restaurant is good :)

Leeanna said...

I like the cake valentine. Happy VD.

Kestril Trueseeker said...

LOL, I am happily paired off, but the conversation hearts one amused me greatly!

LL Cool Joe said...

My partner loves me so much that we decided to celebrate it in different countries. Me here in the UK, and my partner somewhere in the States. Actually I don't even know where in the States. Ha. That's what 27 years of marriage does to a relationship, and I wouldn't have it anyway, coz I love my freedom. ;)

Hope you have a fun day, it's almost over here in the UK anyway. :D


mistress maddie said...

That betty Crocker one is beyond funny!!!! But in some cases probably true!!!! Happy Valentines Sweetie!

Dawna said...

Funny ones.. precious!!
platonic 4ever.. ouch!
Happy Valentines day to you and yours! :)

Mary said...

Love it! I reside a little on both sides, i think. But i think i can pick a favorite Valentine from each side here. LOL! You Make Me Super Moist is hilarious. And Be My Precious is hilariously creepy. Lol again!

Bobbybegood1 said...

Been out of blog loop for a while. Under time pressure. No time to read. Will read and comment 2morrow. Can't wait to read. Have a super weekend. Cheers!!

Linda said...

Happy Friday....or....."Fryday".... Hahaha!
Cheers!
Linda :o)
Ps...only the gravy? Really? You break me up!♥️

Leeanna said...

Hey Deb, I have another award for you on my blog. Come by and get it.

Jim said...

Loved both 'sides'! Have a Happy Day Debra!

Adam said...

Funny ones

Birdie said...

The last ones made my Valentine's day.

Fundy Blue said...

Happy Valentine's Day to you and your Rare One! I've been enjoying your Olympic posts. I wouldn't boycott the Olympics either. Things are slowly improving. I just want to see everyone compete at his or her best and have a blast. I still have to root for Canada ~ Nothing makes me happier than to see the Maple Leaf flying high! The luge video was very funny! Take care!

Magic Love Crow said...

I can't stop laughing! Thank you for making my Valentine's Day special ;o) I love that super moist one! LOL! Have a great one ;o)

Ol'Buzzard said...

I use to smoke after sex, now I roll over and sleep; but, I bet the sexually active young people of today grab their phones and check their text messages.
the Ol'Buzzard

Sarita Rucker said...

All of those are awesome. Not sure which is my favorite. :)

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

Bahahaha...you outdid yourself, Debra! These are the best! I can't even pick up a favourite, although the mosquitoes and the blah blah blah..drink ones do rise to the top.

Happy Valentine's day!
(Heart-shaped blueberry pancakes for supper?)

klahanie said...

Excellent stuff, eh. I would have commented sooner. However, still going through my huge amount of Valentine's Day cards from my adoring fans.

Have a good weekend and we are getting to see lots of Canadian athletes at the Winter Games. Although, try explaining curling to an English person. Actually, I haven't got a clue myself.

Gary :)

heartinhand said...

I ate all my chocolates all ready and guess what?! Today they are on sale! February 15th is the best day ever.

Ms Misantropia said...

Hilarious!
Happy Valentine's!

Cheryl said...

Seriously..you always come up with the most hilarious cartoons.

sophie...^5 said...

So funny!
Happy Valentine's Day Debra!

Guillaume said...

A belated Happy Valentine's Day to you and your Rare One.

I never liked the day much I must confess. Too depressing when you are single, too stressful when you are not. Chocolates are overpriced, so are restaurants dinners, and they are way too expensive. I think McDonald's might actually be the best place for a date on that fateful day. At least you know exactly what to expect.

JACKIESUE said...

blowing kisses at you both..

Sunshineshelle said...

Love the post, I think I have become the bah humbug of V Day LOL, but there is definitely something for everyone here ;)

Sandra Cox said...

Heh. Heh.

Magaly Guerrero said...

"Stalker is a harsh word..." Hahaha!

Riot Kitty said...

My entire family is laughing at this! Thank you! Where were those hearts when I needed them?

DWei said...

That anime... Yeah. It's uh.

She's crazy.

SUZY8-TRACK said...

I normally loathe Valentine's Day, but these are pretty funny! The stalker card had me laughing out loud!