Monday, 18 May 2015
Happy Victoria Day!
For Canadians too, it's ALL about having a paid day off work when it comes to celebrating the Royal Family. And today is a favourite statutory holiday in Canada -- Victoria Day! So let's go camping, have a BBQ and drink beer! "Queen Who?" Who cares?
But we should feel sympathy for Victoria's unfortunate descendant, Queen Elizabeth II. It's hard to be Queen these days. The world is so full of upstart wannabes --
Even poor little Prince George isn't safe from the mockers and pretenders.
But even if the Queen doesn't like our disrespectful attitudes, she can't stay downhearted for long . . .
. . . because she has a cunning plan! Yikes!
So all together now, let's hear a rousing chorus of --