Friday, 1 January 2016

Happy New Year!


Time again for those pesky New Years Resolutions! Are you attempting any of these popular ones?

Quit Drinking



Quit Swearing


Exercise More


Diet




Good luck with whatever your Resolution(s) may be! Oh, ME? I don't need to make any Resolutions -- I'm perfect already! Hahahahahahaha!

53 comments:

Mark said...

If I was fat in August then I choose to blame the Summer, what with all it's ice cream. This time I'm going for totally attainable resolutions. Happy new year Debra, and good luck with your own resolutions.

coffeeontheporchwithme said...

LOVE the look on the dog's face!! I've been enjoying your blog. Have a great start to 2016! -Jenn

Fearsome Beard said...

May your 2016 be wonderful! ....and your diddly squats help you achieve your goals...love the post.

Magaly Guerrero said...

I wonder if anyone chooses to start drinking as a New Year's resolution? I wonder, wonder, wonder...

Happy New Year, Debra! ♥

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

HAHAHA! I love the diddly-squats :)

Happy New Year, Debra! Here's to another 12 months of being perfect :)

Miss Val's Creations said...

Haha! These are a riot! Happy New Year Kim!

Missy George said...

I loved these...Great!! and so true...Enjoy every minute of 2016..NO DOUBT, YOU WILL!

JoAnn ( Scene Through My Eyes) said...

Loved the Diddly Squats - might need to add that to my list. LOL

e said...

Recycled Resolutions!

bella said...

Happy New Year! Just had a laugh reading these to my husband while eating too much. Ha

Guillaume said...

Happy new year to you! The top meme is hilarious.

Becca said...

I tend to make the same resolutions every year...silly! Happy new year to you! :)

The Happy Whisk said...

These are great. So funny. Love the yoga and the list and really, good stuff.

Here's wishing you and your honey bunny and healthy, happy and yummy, 2016.

anne marie in philly said...

nope, no resolutions here. HELL YEAH! DRINK UP!

laurie said...

yup, we're both still laughing after reading these,
Happy New Year!!

Dixie@dcrelief said...

Your 'Bee- ness'... Happy 2016. I have come to realize that English is my problem too. I'm learning Chinese. You know everything is made in China, therefore I rest my case!!

P.S. I love your blog posts!

Marie Smith said...

Great post as usual. No resolutions here. Gave them up years ago. Just try to live in the moment.

mistress maddie said...

Debs, this is all true.....and this has given me a real hardy laugh today!!!!!!! The exercise one is me in the summer. Happy New Years to you and the Rare One!

Ol'Buzzard said...

I always ask the same question: How the hell did they get that cat to pose?
the Ol'Buzzard

mrsduncanmahogany said...

Pffhahahahahah - fat in August! These made my day! Happy 2016 you perfect one you! :)

lady M said...

My resolutions are good for 1/2 the year so I am going to call them 1/2 year resolutions! Happy New Year to you!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Taking a warm shower forever sounds kinda nice.
Have a fabulous and resolution-free 2016, Debra.

Linda said...

Hahaha!
No resolutions for me....
Live life!
Cheers!
Linda :o)

Willym said...

I gave up on resolutions a long time ago ..... it was sort of like confession - what's the point of promising something when you know damned well you won't keep it?

DEZMOND said...

the first one looks like my list of resolutions!
HaBee New Year, Debs

Snap said...

Happy New Year! I'm too old for resolutions ... time to embrace my age! Folks who swear are very intelligent -- not giving it up! ;) ;)

LL Cool Joe said...

I never make any either. Happy New Year to you too!

Blue Grumpster said...

Fat in August? Ouch!

Happy New Year :)

CraveCute said...

Hahaha! These are all so painfully true! Happy New Year!

Laura said...

Hilarious!!!
Do-overs!
I am NOT resolving anything!
Freedom!

Happy New Year!!
Laura
White Spray Paint

Linda - Darkroom Dolls said...

Hahaha, these are hilarious! No no no, I don't do resolutions, nope! Have a great new year!

greekwitch said...

Those were too good!!! Love them all!!! Happy 2016!!

Jim said...

All the best in 2016, Debra!

Adam said...

ay dios mio

Bouncin Barb said...

I just love your posts. I really do. You always make me smile and/or laugh or even sometimes things come out my nose!! LOL

Birdie said...

Nope. Not making any resolutions. Actually, I changed my mind. I started writing this comment about 4 hours ago and got distracted watching Netflix (Being Erica), making dinner, having a bath, filling the hot tub. So my resolution is to finish what I sta

Linda Wildenstein said...

I love the strike out, do over, do again........resolution fiasco list.

Rommy said...

LOL, simply maintaining is plenty of work for me at my age!

turquoisemoon said...

Start diet at Weight Watchers (2011) Start diet at Slim for Life (2012) Start diet at Jenny Craig (2013) Start Paleo diet (2014)and so forth...hahaha

bj said...

HA....and I thought I was the only perfect one around.....:)

Debi said...

I for one, don't like a quitter! K eep being YOU! Wise clever and humorous duchess! xo

klahanie said...

Hey Debra!

No resolutions for me, eh. Okay, maybe one resolution, to become your starstuckest fan!

Have a totally awesome 2016!

Gary

Insomniac's Attic said...

Well my only real resolution was to master the perfect cast-off, but I might just consider adding doing some diddly-squats to help with my McDonald's butt now. Or not. :)

Rosemary said...

Made resolutions when young which I never kept, so don't bother anymore - hope 2016 is a good and happy year for you Debra, and keep those posts coming.

G. B. Miller said...

Excellent!

I made but one: more writing, less blogging (sort of like Miller Lite).


I Are Writer!

Linda @ Life and Linda said...

What a great post! Love the humor and definitely taking a long shower. Happy New Year! Cheers.

dbs said...

Ha! Great English theory.

Lois said...

Have a great year Deb!!!

Fit Studs said...

Hey hey, Debra! :) I know you "play for the girls team" but nice that you've pointed it out since there's not much you can comment. xD

Anyways, all the best in 2016. Let's make it a good one. :D

Riot Kitty said...

I just saved the "fuck" one to my desktop.

Magic Love Crow said...

LOL! Happy New Year!! Yes, you are perfect :)

Ramzu Zahini said...

yep, i am fat during school holidays.
nobody to curse to.
no stairs to climb.
no books to carry.

Francie M said...

hahahahahah. I like the Fuck me you off memo. And I guess you are pretty perfect. Well maybe you could eat more beets. Then you would be perfect.