Monday, 17 October 2016
Halloween Party Tips
It's everyone's FAVOURITE time of year again! Be sure to decorate your haunted house in the SPIRIT (so to speak) of the season.
Remember, candles always create a LOVELY ambience for any room.
And don't be a RECLUSE! Invite a few people over for a get-together.
Or maybe just a few of the GIRLS --
Witches know how to parTAY!
But avoid playing MEAN JOKES on others . . . oh, who the hell am I kidding, LOL?
The scariest monsters are the ones you never even SUSPECT.
Now listen up, everyone, DON'T OVERDO the partying. You don't want to get carried away like THIS poor sap.
If you DO overindulge, though, just check into that NICE HOTEL down the street, spend the night there and sleep it off.
Have a nice brekkie in the morning and you'll feel MUCH better afterwards.
Have FUN, everyone! And take BAIL money with you!