Tuesday, 19 September 2017
Blah Blah Blah Number Nine
Hello everyone. Her Royal Highness the Cat here once again. Before my human, Debra She Who Seeks, selfishly disappeared and stuck me with this stupid guest blogger gig, she told me I absolutely MUST post something on today's date. She mumbled blah blah blah number nine or similarly unintelligible gibberish to that effect. But frankly, who was listening? Not me.
So now I'm trying to remember what number nine refers to. Hmmm . . . .
The Nine Circles of Hell?
That's certainly what this thankless and unpaid guest blogger job has been like for moi.
A Cat's Nine Lives?
Unfortunately, all nine of mine are used up or I could escape this indentured blog servitude via the Happy Despatch.
The Nine Rings of Power?
I wish I had just ONE preciousssss ring so I could disappear too.
*heavy martyred sigh*
How tiresome this all is. Okay, okay, just let me rack my brain a little more . . . .
Ohhhh, now I remember!
Yeah, that's right. Today this blog is nine years old.
Big whoop-dee-doo, right? It's so strange what humans get all worked up about.