Hello everyone. Her Royal Highness the Cat here once again from the Afterlife, filling in as Guest Blogger for my lazy human Debra She Who Seeks who has irresponsibly buggered off for a couple of months.
While I have your momentary attention, I feel obliged to impart some feline wisdom to you. Please take each and every one of these inspirational quotations to heart and perhaps you too can approach the spiritual heights on which we cats reside.
Hahahahahahaha, just kidding. You'll never attain that kind of enlightenment, being mere humans instead of cats. Nevertheless, for Bast's sake, just try to learn what you can from them with your substandard brains and inferior comprehension.
My blessings to you all.
40 comments:
I love them all! HRH, you are correct; we hoomins will NEVER be as great as cats are. and my 3 nod in agreement with that sentence.
Cats rule.
The first and last are my favorites. Hilarious and wise, all.
I don't know you might get a "so?" at Burger King
Thank you HRH, for all this *cough* inspiration. Is it true that cats were once thought of as gods in Egypt??
As usual, HRH is brilliant.
(The skin sock holding water and farts... so brilliant!)
Ha!
HAHAHA! Words to live by. Best advice on life I'll run across today :)
OMG those are my kind of inspirational quotes. Thanks for the chuckles HRH!
One pubic hair, eh? Gotta try that. On life: You're born, you live, and then you die. All the rest is just filler.
how very unposh of you HRH, not at all royal, indeed. All them bad words, are you sure you're a cat and not a dog?
Well, well, I welcome this cute kitty cat and those quotes.
These are "inspired"! AND I'm feeling so powerful -- one of MY very own pubic hairs can do that!
Life's a bitch. And then you die.
Love,
Janie
Such a smart kitty. Thanks for getting straight to the point, you sweet pussy.
I can't stop laughing! LOL! Really, I can't! LOL! I have to go get mom to read these! LOL! That fart one is hilarious!! Big Hugs!
I like your style, RH.
Thank you HRH! These gave me a good laugh! The 3 stages of life really sums things up for me.
Well now I feel confident that I can approach life fully prepared to grab it by the throat and shake some sense into it.
Like the three stages of life...
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I have missed you and HRH!! So cute..Just love the three stages of life!! And the "grass is greener"..You always have the best stuff..Thanks for sharing it..Have a wonderful weekend..
it was the one pubic hair that got me...:)
My pubic hairs have never felt this much empowerment. Thank you, HRH, thank you so much.
Great fun, HRH! Sometimes it is soul cleansing to tell someone to FO, especially when you use the term sparingly so it has more effect! LOL
Great post! I love the sarcasm :)
True wisdom.
Dirty Dancing is a super good love story but lots of fun dancing and music sprinkled all thru it...also, a few good life lessons along the way.
Wrinkly stretched skin sock to YOU! Hahahaha! I feel energized thank you witty kitty! xoDebi
Oh HRH, you are THE best!!! I laughed at them all and then some!
Love the cat picture. I can almost hear her purring.
Many great thoughts - really like the first one.
Yea!~ HRH is back! And that top photo is maybe the cutest damn kitten I've ever seen!
HRH has a mighty fine collection of quotes. I will be using them on a daily basis. lol Hope you're enjoying your break Debra!
Nice space you got here ... hello from Alberta, Canada ... cat.
Lovely and a delightful read indeed, warm greetings.
The one about the grass is always greener is so true. I used to think that others had it so much better than me and I'd be jealous. Then I realized they just hid it better than I did. :)
Enjoy the rest of your week!
Elsie
So lovely of her highness to present funnies. Hope her person is having a wonderful time on her holiday!
We are way beyond late (sorry for that), but can I just say that 'skin sock full of water and farts' may be my new favorite expression ever?
The first and last are my favorites. Hilarious and wise, all.
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Trite inspirational quote ... blah, blah ... fuck off. I'm crying here. lol
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