Monday, 9 October 2017

Listen Up, Tom!

It's Canadian Thanksgiving today, so here's some free advice to turkeys from Mark Anderson of Andertoons about how to avoid The Big Chop!

There are several techniques you can try, such as --

1. Blackmail:


2. Bribery:


3. Playing on social insecurities:


4. Hightailing it out of town:


5. Lawyering up:


6. But if all else fails, Tom, take the bastards with ya:


37 comments:

strangelynaked.com said...

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Indulgent Thanksgiving. And thank you for sharing these.

DEZMOND said...

Poor turkeys! Hope you're not eating any, missy!
Happy Thanksgiving!

Marie Smith said...

Lol. A lot of turkeys will be on the table today I fear!

Mark said...

Have a happy Thanksgiving Debra. If you eat a turkey then don't forget to give thanks for the sacrifice the bird made.

Snap said...

These are great. Happy Thanksgiving!

Jeanne said...

Funny! What a great way to celebrate Turkey Day! Happy Thanksgiving! :o)

Bob Slatten said...

Happy Turkey Day!

lady M said...

Poor Turkey - it almost makes me want to opt for lentil loaf this year.

Harry Hamid said...

Happy Thanksgiving.

I hope the turkeys make it. I'm always on the side of the turkeys.

brewella deville said...

Mmmmm... turkey.

Leeanna Henderson said...

Happy Thanksgiving!! Oh my, I was just thinking of all the food at my family's Thanksgiving feasts. So much turkey and goodies that there are leftovers and turkey sandwiches for a whole week.

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

Happy Thanksgiving!

Janie Junebug said...

Happy Thanksgiving! I love the turkey cartoons. I wish we had Thanksgiving in October. It's silly to put it off until November so that people in the U.S. feel rushed constantly between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Love,
Janie

anne marie in philly said...

happy thankgiving day! have lasagna or salmon instead! or even pho!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Happy and delicious Thanksgiving, Debra!

Anne Johnson said...

Enjoy your Thanksgiving! I don't know why eating chicken doesn't give me pause but turkey preparation does. Maybe it's because turkeys are bald. I like my birds bald.

Frank said...

Happy Thanksgiving! I must have gotten the vibe because we are having Thanksgiving "Lite" tonight: turkey thighs, stuffing, gravy and mashed potatoes and asparagus.

Jono said...

After these cartoons maybe I'll just get some burger meat and shape it into a turkey. Happy Thanksgiving!

Birdie said...

Happy Thanksgiving! I don’t know that I will feel all that good about eating turkey now.

Jenn said...

Haha! Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Ol'Buzzard said...

I would not be surprised if Trump did not pardon the turkeys this year - for publicity - like every thing else he does.
the Ol'Buzzard

Magaly Guerrero said...

I hope you had a glorious holiday, dearest Debra.

To the Turkey: I hope you got away!

Clear Skin Remedy said...

Happy Thanksgiving, hope you enjoyed!

Mitchell is Moving said...

An American I worked with a while back told me Canadians copied Thanksgiving and they didn't even have turkeys "up there."

The Captain said...

Happy thanksgiving Debra.

Miss Val's Creations said...

Happy belated Thanksgiving! The last one is my favorite.

Kirk said...

Funny stuff, and I like Anderson's simple style.

Rain said...

Hi Debra :) Funny turkeys! :) Mine didn't have any wise quacks last night ;)
Happy belated Thanksgiving! :)

Willym said...

Okay I will totally forgive you for that detested modifier before Thanksgiving - in my books it is simply Thanksgiving because that's what we celebrate in Canada! However in the true spirit of being thankful I want to thank you for those hysterical vignettes and I am so posting a link to this.

Happy THANKSGIVING and hugs from PEI.

Missy George said...

Happy belated Thanksgiving..Have to feel sorry for Tom..Great cartoons..Funny!!

e said...

I hope your turkey day was Thankful and stuffed.
Such a more sensible time of year to have a harvest festival, isn't it?

Lynn said...

I like the blackmailing turkey! I'm laughing out loud. :) I hope you had a happy thanksgiving.

Magic Love Crow said...

These are too funny! LOL!
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving Debra! Big Hugs!

baili said...

Oh poor turkeys!

Here On Eid ul Adha i feel sorry for poor animals

Barbara said...

I didn't realize Canadian Thanksgiving was a turkey meal also. I have to admit Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Lots of food and family. Great combo - for a day.

JACKIESUE said...

belated happy thanksgiving..love you

Fundy Blue said...

I hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving with your Rare One. We had snow!