Friday, 7 September 2018

Lawyer Up!

"The Law is a jealous mistress," they say. And it's true.


Despite popular lies and misconceptions, lawyers are actually fun-loving professionals who only ever have other people's best interests at heart!




Their natural habitat is, of course, that heated arena of battle known as a courtroom --



Lawyers often represent only the very best people, it goes without saying.



And here's HRH's contribution to today's line-up, so to speak.


Caveat and Disclaimer -- None of these LOLs are intended, deliberately, negligently or otherwise, to apply to, besmirch, slur, cast aspersions upon, or in any way denigrate the esteemed, respected, learnèd-in-the-law legal practitioner Harry Hamid of The Rise and Fall of Harry Hamid. Besides, you know what? He's a helluva good writer as well as a lawyer, so go over and check out his blog today!

Debra She Who Seeks (whispering behind her hand to HRH): Think that'll do it?

HRH (not even trying to hide an elaborate yawn): Yeah, he won't sue you now. But I might. Where's those cat treats you promised me, human?

39 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

the next-to-last one - the entire dump dictatorship in court, EVERY SINGLE ONE of them will have their pants on fire for lying!

Marie Smith said...

Lol. Purr..fect!

laurie said...

Excellent

mxtodis123 said...

Love these. Made me think of that commercial where a mom talks about her lawyer son and how he will not take your case unless he thinks he will win like we are all going to believe he is such a great guy. Of course he won't. He wants to make money. If there is no money in it for him, he's not going to help you.

Bob Slatten said...

The "Do Not Enter"one slayed me.

SLAYED.Me.

bj said...

Where in the world do you come up with these images...and how do you think up funny things to blog about? This is so cute....

Linda deV said...

Hahahahahahah! PANTS ON FIRE!!!!

lady M said...

All I can say is it's easy to knock lawyers till you need one.

Kirk said...

Some funny stuff. Lawyers may even find it funny.

MrsDuncanMahogany said...

Ha ha haaaa - pants on fire. :)

DEZMOND said...

that's a very handy dandy bracelet indeed

e said...

Oh, it's so easy to poke fun at lawyers! Easy and historically approved... Shakespeare himself it was who wrote 'First kill all the lawyers'.

I'm going to send the No Trespassing sign to my rancher friend. Maybe that will help keep the hunters off the property in the fall.

Barbara said...

So funny. I love exhibit one.

Birdie said...

Every single one of these is funny but the cat cuddle one would definitely be the worst life ever for Norbert.

Miss Val's Creations said...

Great ones! The first one is so perfect!

Frank said...

Love the "do not enter" sign. Have you been collecting this material for years? Never saw any of it before.

Leeanna Henderson said...

Oh soooo good. I do love lawyer jokes.

Deedles said...

These are all so very funny! The Peter Piper one though-allitigation- Ha! Very clever.

^.^ said...

… that reminds me … I better go and buy some cat treats soon … Happy weekend, friend D. Much love, cat.

Karen Ann said...

LOL...

Susan Kane said...

Poetic justice is my favorite.

In 1776, John Adams (William Daniels) was having a tiff with another representatives which resulted in insult calling. The final tipping point was when John Adams called the other "lawyer".

Joanne Noragon said...

No, pants on fire is the best. We're maybe two or three when we learn that!

Magic Love Crow said...

You and HRH always make me laugh! LOL! I'm sure Harry will be fine with everything! LOL!

Adam said...

I hope the little boy met his "hero"

peppylady (Dora) said...

Glad he only got peppers and no more
Coffee is on

Martha said...

LOL These are hilarious. I suspect cats would sue us regularly if they could.

Missy George said...

LOL..Love the pants on fire!! HRH gets into everything doesn't she?? Just like my Zoey...Happy weekend...

Arlee Bird said...

Poetic justice indeed. These gave me some laughs. Fortunately I've never had to engage lawyers many times in my life, but when I did they usually made what I need to have done a lot easier.

Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out

JEN Garrett said...

OK, yeah, I need that post.

Willym said...

I'd snort and snicker but it could be held against me in court.

RO said...

OMG - these are all fun, and I'm giggling quite early this morning! Hugs...RO

mshatch said...

The do not enter sign is the best :)

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I'm triggered by the term "lawyer", though the ones I get along with are the ones who aren't obviously lawyers or lawyerly. In fact, I believe you blew the guy's cover. He's talking all this music madness at his blog. No legalese.
Thanks for the intro.
Be well, HRH and company.

John M said...

Funny.

Guillaume said...

My grand mother used to tell my father and hos brother when he was growing up: "Don't become a lawyer, they are a bunch of thieves!"

Ol'Buzzard said...

As blood suckers lawyers aren't bad people; but judges are a different matter.
the Ol'Buzzard

JACKIESUE said...

I may do some stealing

baili said...

Hilarious dear Friend:)

lawyers are scary creatures here more then docs trust me

Harry Hamid said...

None of these are mean lawyer jokes, so I've had the libel suit paperwork cancelled.

I know mean lawyer jokes, most of them told to me by lawyers, and these aren't them. These are funny. Plus, I got a couple of great trial tactics from them.