Tuesday, 18 June 2019

HRH's Pride Post


Hello, my beloved fans and minions!

It is I, Her Royal Highness the Cat,
here again with my annual Pride post!

Or should that be . . . 


It's time once more to celebrate all things LGBTQ+


I bring you Official Pride Greetings
from the Animal Kingdom in all its diversity!


Homosexual behaviour is, of course,
rampant in the Animal Kingdom as well!


And here's a new species too!


Speaking of gender, I'd like to pay tribute
to our dear Grumpy Cat who recently
crossed the Rainbow Bridge.

People always misgendered Tardar Sauce as a male
but she was in fact a female kitty.


She was the Queen of Snark
and we will miss her terribly.

Farewell, Grumpy Cat!



And you know, fictional animals can be pretty kinky too!


(Yes, I know that Elmo is technically
a monster muppet, not an animal
but FU, don't quibble.)

I hope everyone agrees that
the Cat in the Hat is a cat, okay?


And, in the spirit of Pride,
I'm even including
a . . . a . . . DOG in this post.

I hope you're happy.


What are you complaining about?
You're getting tongue!

Sheesh, you people.

44 comments:

Miss Val's Creations said...

Thank you for the laughs! RIP Grumpy Cat.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Ha ha ha
The Kenyan official is full shit, of course. Gay colonialism my ass.
And grumpy cat always has a special place in my heart.
And Elmo, et tu?

XoXo

Moving with Mitchell said...

RIP Grumpy Cat. Thanks for the rainbow smiles!

jaz@octoberfarm said...

the elmo one is too funny!

LL Cool Joe said...

Yeah everyone thought Grumpy Cat was a boy. Is that because people assumed boys are grumpier than girls? :D Just for the record I don't believe gay marriage would make Jesus cry. People killing one another makes Jesus cry.

mxtodis123 said...

Thanks for the morning chuckle. RIP Grumpy cat.

Marie Smith said...

Love the Elmo!

Rommy said...

I got my paws up for Pride too HRM. Party on animals and monsters. And RIP Grumpy Cat.

Bob said...

RIP Grumpy

And I loves the Purrride!

baili said...

this was fun sharing dear Debra!
enjoyed it alot!
hugs!

Deedles said...

Funny! Personally, I never thought that Grumpy Cat was a boy. She had a classic case of rqf (resting queen face).

Infidel753 said...

These are hilarious. Great riposte from AngryAussie to the Kenyan official.

Leanna said...

I'm grinning ear to ear today. Every time I come to your blog you give me something to smile about. Thank you.

Kirk said...

Hats off to AngryAussie. That's the perfect comeback.

Linda said...

Thank you Your Highness. See if you can cheer Grumpy cat up.

mistress maddie said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh transgendeer!!!!!!!! Oh dear.

Ol'Buzzard said...

be the rainbow
the Ol'Buzzard

DEZMOND said...

Poor Grumpy, we miss her so!

e said...

Well done, YRH! These were perfectly perfect and made me lol for realz!
Bonus for including a dog - you're remarkably egalitarian when you choose to be.

Her Royal Highness said...

@ e -- "Remarkably egalitarian when you choose to be" -- And WHAT exactly do you mean by THAT, you impertinent human, you?

Parnassus said...

Hi Debra, My favorite was the "So this is heaven..." one, although they were all good. Thanks for the laughs.
--Jim

Harry Hamid said...

The lion one is funny.

I support our gay four-legged friends. I think. i mean, I can't think of any reason not to.

brewella deville said...

I wasn't ready for that last shot. I can even hear the pug snorts in my head.

The Blog Fodder said...

Thanks for the smiles. Brightens my day

Linda @ Life and Linda said...

Thanks Debra for the funnies...lol. Sorry about Grumpy cat who passed over Rainbow bridge.

anne marie in philly said...

HRH nailed this post; such a clever well-spoken kitty!

Guillaume said...

Cats love themselves, humans are mere slaves.

Sandy said...

Lots of good ones, but I think I like the rainbow cat the best!

Willym said...

Been MIA in Ottawa for a bit so am catching up on my blog reading. Happy Pride and thanks to HRH for laughs, shits and giggles and getting the glitter on!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I lost it on the one about gay tourists who f*k in front of lions.
Excellent!

Continued Happy Pride to you, HRH, and to Rare One and Debra.

Joanne Noragon said...

Hooray, dear Grumpy Cat.

Martha said...

HAHAHA! Another great post. Thanks for the smiles!

Adam said...

Not the first famous animal to be mis gendered.

SmitoniusAndSonata said...

Yet again, you've gathered the best clips for us all … Thankyou!

This N That said...

Great post..Love the Lions...Thanks HRH

My Grama's Soul said...

Oh Debra.....you really OUTDO yourself....my ears are burnin....I tell ya.

Jo

Eric said...

June is also Adopt-A-Cat Month (I already have my quota).

Professor Chaos said...

Brava, HRH! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to Kenya where apparently you can make lions watch you having sex!

Her Royal Highness said...

@ Eric -- May the Goddess Bast bless you for this reminder! Now get out there, everyone, and adopt a cat today!

Eric said...

@HRH

She Who Must Be Obeyed told me to spread the word or there would be hairballs on my pillow. I used to have a statuette of Bast, but she knocked it off the shelf because there was only room for one deity in the home. The other live cat doesn't, apparently, count.

Guillaume said...

Just thinking about it, this picture of Elmo does not mean that he's gay, just like that he likes large objects up his ass.

Ur-spo said...

I read these in reverse from present backwards. This too was a marvelous set.

Fundy Blue said...

I am stunned by the Kenyan lions one. Kudos to "Angry Aussie" for the brilliant comeback to such an appalling, ignorant, and absurd comment by a Kenyan official!

Fundy Blue said...

I miss Grumpy Cat! I suspect that she and you are having lots of stimulating conversation on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge,HRH!