Hello, my beloved fans and minions!
It is I, Her Royal Highness the Cat,
here again with my annual Pride post!
Or should that be . . .
It's time once more to celebrate all things LGBTQ+
I bring you Official Pride Greetings
from the Animal Kingdom in all its diversity!
Homosexual behaviour is, of course,
rampant in the Animal Kingdom as well!
And here's a new species too!
Speaking of gender, I'd like to pay tribute
to our dear Grumpy Cat who recently
crossed the Rainbow Bridge.
People always misgendered Tardar Sauce as a male
but she was in fact a female kitty.
She was the Queen of Snark
and we will miss her terribly.
Farewell, Grumpy Cat!
And you know, fictional animals can be pretty kinky too!
(Yes, I know that Elmo is technically
a monster muppet, not an animal
but FU, don't quibble.)
I hope everyone agrees that
the Cat in the Hat is a cat, okay?
And, in the spirit of Pride,
I'm even including
a . . . a . . . DOG in this post.
I hope you're happy.
What are you complaining about?
You're getting tongue!
Sheesh, you people.