Sunday, 16 June 2019

Let Us Pray, Part 1

Well, since it's Sunday, here is this year's personally curated selection of memes and LOLs about "Religion Versus Those Godless Queers!"










Yea verily, returneth next Sunday for Part 2! 

37 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

xstains are so fulla shit! ALL OF THEM! I like the door sign about the wine & vibrators though.

DEZMOND said...

I'd ban the tattoos myself if I could, always thought they were so base LOL but hooray for premarital sex, gayness and gossiping :) Speaking of religions, I've seen the hottest Franciscan monk yesterday in my town, Debs, and I must confess I had sinful thoughts.... lots of them...

Marie Smith said...

So many favourites here, especially the last one.

mxtodis123 said...

These are great. Love the one about knocking on your door.

Bob said...

That last one ....YASSSSSSS.

Anonymous said...

The last one is perfection!

Rommy said...

I lost some very good tea laughing at the vibrator sign and Pat Robinson meme! I think at least a few of my gods are LGBTQ+, but I don't pry since it's none of my business. 😂

Infidel753 said...

Wine and vibrators would actually be more interesting to talk about. At least it wouldn't all be just the same old stories and clichés I've already heard a hundred times.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

i love these. especially the arriving in heaven one! how very billy porter!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

I'm loving the last one!

Linda said...

Good ones!

Love me some John Pavlovitz. Speaking love and kindness to the deaf.

Rain said...

Awesome! I would love to have that sign for my door. The Jehovah's are crawling out of the woodwork around here. I hope our "Private Property" and "Beware of Dogs" signs deter them!

Leanna said...

Okay, those angel wings are mine. I already picked out my red hot outfit to wear when I show up at the gates of hell and throw god's fallen angel out of there. I'll put in a swimming pool with a bar, AC, ice cream, awesome sound system, fluffy beds to jump on. all the fun stuff. Then I'll probably let Lucifer back in on a "we'll see" basis. These are all great.

mistress maddie said...

I made sure to eat first before I read these. Good thing I did too.

Adam said...

Not everything in the Bible is wrong.

Typically the page numbering is correct depending on the publishing company.

Kirk said...

They're all funny, but the one with Pat Robertson made me laugh out loud.

Guillaume said...

I don't know what to say to add more to this post, but here is Betty Bowers explaining Bible marriage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKKszXTw

Miss Val's Creations said...

I love the last one from John Pavlovitz. Those are always my thoughts.

Martha said...

Genesis...hahahaha And The Game of Thrones...hahahaha Oh my gosh, you're killing it again this year :)

peppylady (Dora) said...

Ha Ha love every one of them.
Coffee is on

miruspeg said...

Brilliant Debra, you sure do your research well my friend.
Keep shining, keep smiling.
Big hugs
Peggy xxx

Moving with Mitchell said...

Oh dear goddess! These are prIceless

Barb said...

Bacon is it's own group. Personally I think if young people went to florida onthe beach and saw the tattos, we'd have much fewer (to me a good thing).....lol.

This N That said...

Love the first one..I'm in big trouble!!

e said...

LOVE these! All of them!

Thanks for the brilliant selection of fabulous common sense. xoxoxox

Lady M said...

Tee Hee - wine and vibrators - that's funny.

Hena Tayeb said...

I'm still stuck on the first one.. I did not know so many of those things.. rounded hair cuts? really?

JACKIESUE said...

I'd personally like to bitch slap Pat Roberson..that ahole.

Barbara said...

Love the Angel. If that was my situation I'd definitely want to go strutting in.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I'm going to use that line about wine and vibrators (though I'll substitute chocolate for wine), when I next have visitors - whether or not they're trying to convert me.

Great collection of sassy memes.
Cheers, Deb.

baili said...

haha it is so funny dear Debra!

last one is my favorite!

Ol'Buzzard said...

Wine and vibrators: I love it. You get the feeling that the sex life of fundamentalist Christians is really dull. Wine and vibrators could be the answer.
the Ol'Buzzard

Old Lurker said...

Pat Robertson! Swoon!

Travel said...

I can't decide is Elmo or Don't Knock on my door is my favorite!

Liz Hinds said...

Go John Pavlovitz!

Magaly Guerrero said...

Mullets are so misunderstood. All right, I can't really type that with a straight face. Bwahahaha!

Fundy Blue said...

The last one speaks to the hypocrisy of too many so-called Christians!