And guess what! I have GOOD NEWS for all you friends and allies who have supported the LGBTQ+ community so well over the last few years.
After nearly a decade of the LGBTQ+ community being DISPLACED as the Anti-Christ, WE'RE BACK ON TOP, BABY!
But don't worry! If a natural disaster threatens your city, we'll be there to STOP IT! How, you ask? BEHOLD!
And yes, our Magic Rainbow Shield™ works on ANY kind of natural disaster!
The Magic Rainbow Shield™ is our UMBRELLA OF PROTECTION and we're only too happy to share it with our FRIENDS and ALLIES!
You're welcome!