Great collection. My youngest nephew was struggling to find a job, I edited his resume, and he has three offers in a week. When I finished he could really change those light bulbs.
My granddaughter once left her flute in a bandmate's father's car and could not retrieve it in time for marching band practice the following day. She marched, and played her Sharpie.
Very, very prevalent when you work for any level of government. Sometimes it's who you know, not what you know, and sadly, I've seen the "who you know" way too often to be surprised.
These were funny! I laughed the whole way through. Especially loved the Pharaoh in 2300 BC entry. I once put 'the call of the wild' as a reason for leaving a job... Cheers!
you find the best funnies changing the light bulb... so funny probably true according to my dh who has to interview unqualified babies then ends up having to train them for the job
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The mouse! Oy! These hurt.
...Debra, thanks for the chuckles. But all of this lying must come to an end. The truth will set you free.
These are great especially the cat as gold lion.
The cats with security dog on the shirt!!!!!!
Be interesting to see how many people would catch that, say in a mall !!!!
Excellent. These mark the tenure of George Santos in Congress.
These are all fun! I like the cat lying near the lion statue.
I like that "previous life experience"! I never even considered lying (exaggerating/embellishing) on a resume, silly me. I hated writing resumes.
Imagine a cat so desperate he'll pose as a -- dog!
Fun! Thanks for this mornings smiles, Debra! -Jenn
Sigle-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system??
I need to upgrade my resume STAT.
XOXO
Changed a light bulb on a resume is brilliant.
Great collection. My youngest nephew was struggling to find a job, I edited his resume, and he has three offers in a week. When I finished he could really change those light bulbs.
I love all of them, however, the first one ... OMG Grill vs. laptop computer! LOL
You had me smiling! :)
Those are hilarious, I love the waffle iron!
Thanks for the laughs this morning:)
Ya gotta love that buzzword resume, but it's missing "synergy"....big mistake! 🤭
It's been a long time since I had to apply for a job, but these were still funny anyway.
"Previous life experience=Pharoah." Brilliant and perhaps accurate. Ya never know.
Be well, Debra.
Great collection of these. I love when the cat applies for the job.
It is so funny that you gave me a good day
The George Santos comment, lol.
My granddaughter once left her flute in a bandmate's father's car and could not retrieve it in time for marching band practice the following day. She marched, and played her Sharpie.
I worked with a guy whose yearly Record Of Accomplishments looked like pages and pages of the "change a lightbulb".
Those are great, Debra!
I do hope that "laptop" was turned off before someone tried demonstrating their computing skills.
I like the lightbulb and the previous life ones.
The light bulb cracked me up!
I think I shall apply for a job simply to announce my pervious life experience! And cats are much scarier than dogs, everyone knows that.
All very good. Have a nice weekend.
Out of all the interviews I've bombed I should have realized I should have been a lying son of a bitch
Because every candidate I've ever met that ended up being a piece of shit coworker has had an amazing interview
I've been there before. By the time I got to the Police dog, I was laughing.
I have never needed to apply for a job really; it must be interesting to make a resume. Mine would be quite short - I suppose it would be enough.
An enjoyable list! I confess I have lied but it was to get a job for which I was overqualified. I was desperate!
Very, very prevalent when you work for any level of government. Sometimes it's who you know, not what you know, and sadly, I've seen the "who you know" way too often to be surprised.
These were funny! I laughed the whole way through. Especially loved the Pharaoh in 2300 BC entry.
I once put 'the call of the wild' as a reason for leaving a job...
Cheers!
Haha you got the car so well hehe
Very enjoyable each made me laugh or chuckle
I know today that people lie in resume too
hahah.. how do you find these?
you find the best funnies
changing the light bulb... so funny probably true according to my dh who has to interview unqualified babies then ends up having to train them for the job
😂 😂 😂 ❤️
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