Saturday, 8 May 2010

Gypsy Letter # 6

I'm still calling this series "Gypsy Letters" although, Goddess knows, Madame Zara has long since abandoned her gypsy friends and joined up with Lady Gaga on tour. Plus she's even abandoned the name "Madame Zara" now in favour of "Lady Zaza" so as to better match her new BFF (*shakes head with exasperation and perhaps just a touch of jealousy too*).

Anyway, here's her latest letter:

Hello! I'm still having a fabulous time touring with Lady Gaga! But I don't want you to think that all I do for her is provide fashion advice. Oh no! I am also her Muse -- She Who Inspires Lady Gaga's unique musical offerings! For example, one night we were playing cards to pass the time and I just happened to say:


Well, one thing led to another and now Lady Gaga has a huge hit on her hands! I helped with the music video too. I suggested using large cats for the opening sequence but the fascist director overruled me and used big dogs instead. He said something about dogs being kinkier? I don't understand. Anyway, I did teach Lady Gaga that very sexy pelvic thrust that she uses to such great effect while wearing black latex -- doesn't she sort of look like Catwoman in that outfit? Hee hee -- that's my doing!

Here's the video to play so you can see for yourself:



Unfortunately, I don't have time to write much more but please, please know that I do still think of you occasionally, you poor ordinary person, you. I haven't forgotten the little people. And I'm not just "bluffin' with my muffin" as Lady Gaga says! Ha ha! Purrs, hugs and air kisses -- Lady Zaza.

11 comments:

Travis Erwin said...

I would watch the video but Lady gaga's large protruding adam's apple kinda freaks me out.

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

Naughty Lady Zara! She began, among the 'little people'! -hehhhhhhhh-

You commented in my blog; "I love the ripples in your water photos -- that's a powerful zoom you have!"

Thank you for liking my pics but nope... No fancy camera. :-) I do move "something" on my camera, which brings the pic closer. And then I download pics and crop, crop, crop in my iPhoto regular computer photo thing.

Sometimes it works and is clear. Sometimes it messes the pic up, and I have to delete it. :-)

But I do so love it, when some pic looks "purdy-dern-good" for just being taken by me.

And naturally LOVE it, when someone notices and comments so!!!!!!!!!

Hugssssssssssssssss...

mxtodis123 said...

Lady Zara sure is an adventurous little feline. Hope she brings you some autographs when she finally decides to pay a visit.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

i am so stealing that little photo for monday stumbles..
hope they bring the tour to texas..dexter misses his gal pal..ha

Beatnheart said...

I liked those big dogs...

Sarita Rucker said...

It looks like your kitty is having a blast. Too bad that she calls you one of the "little people"!

I'll try to watch the video later. My computer is being weird and it won't let me do any audio right now.

Judith said...

Lady Conspicuous Consumption!

Little Messy Missy said...

Love it!!!

Laura said...

My goodness, "lady" Z seems to be getting a bit to large for her fur knickers these days...hmph.

Rue said...

Sassy thing, that Zaza! I'm not sure she's in good company there...

Irmata said...

What does Lady Zaza think of Xtina trying to cash in on the Gaga look? I think we all know what happens when you cross a cat, especially one with gypsy ties...