Thursday, 13 May 2010

It's a Miracle!

As everyone knows, Jesus and the Virgin Mary have a long history of making guest appearances on food. According to Wikipedia, they've manifested on toast, tortillas, pizza, Cheetos, Marmite, pretzels and grilled cheese sandwiches. In Canada, Jesus kind of screwed up by appearing on the wall of a Tim Horton's donut shop rather than directly on a Tim Horton's donut, but we didn't hold it against him. Occasionally other Christian celebrities get in on the action too, like Mother Teresa who appeared on a cinnamon bun.

Well, the Goddess was recently featured in a long overdue cameo on . . . (wait for it) . . . a pancake! Yes, in this actual unretouched photo you can clearly see the Sacred Yoni (Vulva) of the Goddess manifested in golden panfried goodness! O sacred portal of Life, Death and Rebirth! You bless us with your miraculous appearance on this humble breakfast favourite! All that's missing is the sacred syrup.


Photo courtesy of My Food Looks Funny.

24 comments:

Twain12 said...

yum

Judy said...

lol - some days are like that, eh?

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

-giggles- And don't forget a bit of sacred butter too!!!

BugginWord said...

I'm glad the antibiotics worked and she chose to appear on a non-harvest nut pancake.

turquoisemoon said...

Too dang funny!!! LOL....

faerwillow said...

~l♥ve...its a shame she was going to get eaten though...too funny! warm wishes and brightest blessings~

mxtodis123 said...

Oh gosh, that was too funny...a great way to to start my day. Thanks.
Mary

Sarah said...

Whahahah I loooove that!! Seriously it would never have lasted in this house! You crack me up girl!!
Your treat is on its way to you as we speak...hugs, Sarah

Snap said...

YeeHaw! (Yes, knitting will work ... have you ever seen the very small, metal crocket hooks?? ;D ;D ;D) !!!!!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

oh man..you're not going to belive this..had pancakes this morning and lo and beho..there she was on my pan cake..the goddess..but when i took the picture it looked more like roseanne...ha...

Paul C said...

There are miracles at every turn...of the pancake and more...

Crystalrainbow said...

oh yummy i love pancakes :) x x

Little Messy Missy said...

No syrup please....speaking of LBJ (little baby Jesus), have you had the wonderful opportunity to pick up the book "Lamb, The Gospel According To Biff, Christs Childhood Pal.??

Blueberry said...

eBay!!!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Little Messy Missy -- I almost bought a copy once but then figured I didn't have time to read it. Sounds like I should MAKE time, eh?

Thalia Took said...

Aw that's nothing. Yesterday I found a potato that had a bum.

Sarita Rucker said...

Cool!

Jaliya said...

Hilarious! Fabulous! This one needs to go viral! ;-D

Where in the Great White North did an apparition of Jesus on a Timmy's?!

Mother Theresa on a cinnamon bun? -- Where have I *been*?

;-D

Rose - The Center of My Self said...

Because that's the way the Goddess wishes to appear in order to inspire us ... on a pancake. (Smeared with butter would have been interesting.) Did you know that the lady who found the Virgin (or Jesus?) on a grilled cheese sandwich actually had Kat Von D do a tatto of the grilled cheese sandwich on her? Yes, she has a tat of the sandwich. A true believer.

Magaly Guerrero said...

I am crying with laughter. The Goddess does now how to make an appearance, doesn't she?

Leviathan said...

It's a sign! Someone is finally going to get some!

Missbehavin' said...

LMAO, How very Georgia O'Keefe of her.

Rue said...

The reason Jesus showed up on the wall of Timmy's and not on a doughnut, was because we Canadians don't pause to examine our Timbits long enough to see the big guy before we bite. If he hadn't appeared on the wall - no one would have ever noticed him on the doughnut.

Oooh. Now I want some sour cream Timbits....

Magaly Guerrero said...

Okay, so this is really awful. I was, um, peeing and started laughing like a crazy person because I thought about this post. Yep, 'Weird' should have been my middle name!