As I mentioned last week, Jesus miraculously manifested Himself only once in Canada. In 1998, He appeared on the side wall of a Tim Hortons donut store in Bras d'Or, Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia.
See, Jesus is no eedjit. Everyone in this country goes to their local Tim Hortons all the time. If you want to get noticed in Canada, well, you know what to do. So He did. One Holy Icon appeared at another Holy Icon. (Yes, we Canadians take our donuts that seriously).
I think His miraculous appearance lasted about a week or so. Huge crowds of people came to marvel at the Holy Wall. Then one day, a Tim Hortons employee finally got around to changing a couple of burnt out bulbs in the outdoor security lighting and . . . Jesus disappeared! Seems He'd just been a trick of light and shadow all along.
I'll leave the theological significance of that up to you.