You know, it's a damn good thing that Michelangelo lived 500 years ago in Renaissance Italy instead of today in modern America. Thanks to that one simple fact, we can feast our eyes on this Creation of Adam . . .
. . . not this one.
In Italy, we can see this magnificent statue called David . . .
. . . instead of one called David in America.
Even Michelangelo himself would look different than he did in Italy . . .
. . . if he lived now in America.
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