Avast, ye lubbers! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day once again! And if that be not reason enough to celebrate, me hearties, it be also the 4th blogoversary of this scurvy rat-trap of a weblog. So come and party with us all!
Here be My Rare One, bless 'er, sparin' no expense for the festivities . . .
And if Her Royal Highness the cat were here instead of in prison, she'd be pillagin' with the best of 'em, arrr . . . .
I've donned me special piratical gloves for the occasion and am well on me way to bein' the most drunken blackguard on the whole friggin' ship. Aye, the grog, it be flowin' like water . . . .
Smartly swing yer cutlass now and slice yerself off a big hunk o' cake . . . dig in, me beauties!
And be sure to sober up and return to this here blog tomorrow, when I'll be hostin' a piratical giveaway with some wonderful swag for the takin'. Arrr!