Today on this holiday dedicated to sweet, sweet luuuuuv, I want to pay tribute to an overlooked and much maligned group of romantic fools --
Yes, that's right. LAWYERS.
Every parent wants their kid to snag a nice rich lawyer to marry, don't they?
It is not a well-known fact but inside those deceptively chilly legal hearts actually burns the unbridled impetuosity of reckless love that delights in throwing caution to the winds.
Wild gestures of passion can be expected from a legal lover.
The love notes you'll receive from them will always be meticulously drafted for the maximum romantic effect.
Your legal lover can always be counted on to set a sexy mood for whispering those sweet nothings in your ear . . .
. . . although the whispering will be done over the phone because your lawyer-love will still be at the office, of course. Still, it's the thought that counts.
Even cats and dogs have their equivalents to these passionate purveyors of legal lust.
Who can resist a lawyer's charms? WHO?