Oh, Dezzy of Hollywood Spy, I should have known better. You hard-hitting journalists are all the same. "Don't take no for an answer!" That's how you get the big scoops and the inside info. I understand that. So even though I said in my "Ask Me Anything" post that I wouldn't reveal my occupation because I blog anonymously, you still asked about it.
Alas, I cannot reveal much to you, Dezz, beyond saying that I am an International Woman of Mystery. If I told you any more, I'd have to kill you.