It's a real perk of power that Vladimir Putin gets to define what's "gay" or not under his own anti-gay laws --
And in America -- FINALLY, a Tea Party conspiracy theory that's legit!
Well, Barack, he IS the vice-president, you know . . . .
So, Prime Minister Cameron, I see it's true what they say about all British men --
Now for one of my most favourite kick-ass bisexuals!
Corporations need to get with the program!
And now, let's pause to remember Freddie Mercury. He will strut forever in our hearts.
The final word, as always, belongs to George Takei . . . .