Monday, 17 October 2016

Halloween Party Tips


It's everyone's FAVOURITE time of year again! Be sure to decorate your haunted house in the SPIRIT (so to speak) of the season.


Remember, candles always create a LOVELY ambience for any room.


And don't be a RECLUSE! Invite a few people over for a get-together.


Or maybe just a few of the GIRLS --


Witches know how to parTAY!


But avoid playing MEAN JOKES on others . . . oh, who the hell am I kidding, LOL?


The scariest monsters are the ones you never even SUSPECT.


Now listen up, everyone, DON'T OVERDO the partying. You don't want to get carried away like THIS poor sap.


If you DO overindulge, though, just check into that NICE HOTEL down the street, spend the night there and sleep it off.


Have a nice brekkie in the morning and you'll feel MUCH better afterwards.


Have FUN, everyone! And take BAIL money with you!

42 comments:

Melancholy and Menace said...

Ha! I love this post.
No parties for me, but I love to decorate the house, anyway ♥

Sarah said...

I love the your pics and the all the cushions, I like the witches coven signs

anne marie in philly said...

I don't celebrate halloween, but I LOVE the "dead & breakfast"!

(how do the dead eat breakfast anyway?)

DEZMOND said...

trouble trouble boil and bubble

LL Cool Joe said...

You know I have to pass on this post Debra, but wishing you a great day anyway.

Marie Smith said...

We decorate for the grandkids. That's what we say anyway.

Bob Slatten said...

"Dead and Breakfast."
i'm still chuckling.

I Lorkyn I said...

What a great post! Now I´m looking forward to our Halloween party and a bit afraid of drinking too much...
Nice greetz :)

Mark said...

That haunted French pancake sign is gold. I never really get into much holiday spirit, no matter the holiday, but I do still enjoy halloween. I think I'll enjoy it more when I either A) have kids, or B) have friends.

Ramzu Zahini said...

We dont celebrate Halloween here but its cool to scare people. I am a tad scary myself, and scare lots of people.

Treey Stynes said...

Everyone's favourite time of the year? Since when? I prefer bonfire night myself.

Snap said...

Too funny! Love the pancakes and crepes. But Earth Air Wind Fire is my favorite. I just love to conspire! :) I need (really) the pillows.

strangelynaked.com said...

The last pun...it hurt.

Debi said...

Thanks! for the brilliant idea! Bunnies in the sewer pipe! No I mean.....clown heads! In a Circle we Conspire! Love that! xoxo

lady M said...

Ha, ha Debra - love this post. So many funny memes in here especially Ronald McDonald. Have a Happy Halloween and remember your bail money.

bj said...

cute post...i love those hocus pocus pillows...:)
we have tons of trick or treaters and that's party enuf....:)

MrsDuncanMahogany said...

That's me - left unsupervised and look out!! :)

Linda Wildenstein said...

Joyous seasonal fun. You always find the best giggles to give away. xoxo Oma Linda

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I'm now in the mood . . . for Halloween AND crepes. Love it all! Thanks Deb.

A Beer For The Shower said...

We actually put up a Halloween tree, with eyeball ornaments and a skull at the top, because tis the season... to be creepy.

My Halloween Tree

Adam said...

And don't dress up like a clown this year. Everyone is on the clown patrol

brewella deville said...

A Halloween Tree... my mind is blown. I could totally swing that, considering half of my Christmas ornaments already consist of Mexican tin skeletons. I love that idea.

Miss Val's Creations said...

Haha! I love the drunk skeleton!

SmitoniusAndSonata said...

The Emily Post of Pumpkin Time !
Thankyou , now I'll be able to scare everyone without offending them .

Jono said...

Must remember bail money.

The Captain said...

Did you really need to put the clowns in this post? I always work Halloween so rarely get to enjoy it. We used to have parties before I did my current job.

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

Dead and breakfast! BAHAHAHA... Great post :)

JACKIESUE said...

Trump in clown makeup is the scariest shit ever.

The Happy Whisk said...

So much fun, Debra.

Two thumbs up!

Magic Love Crow said...

LOL! Great stuff Debra! And, you are right, Witches know how to parTAY!!! :)

Hindustanka said...

Hey Thanks Debra for reminding me to decorate the house :) I need to do asap!
Have a happy day!

Magaly Guerrero said...

Oh, goodness, I read "Halloween Party Tits. I must need a nap.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Magaly Guerrero -- Oh, dear girl, don't be givin' me IDEARS for my next blog post, lol!

Missy George said...

Great post..Love the pillows..This is my favorite time of year but the weather isn't cooperating..We are back in the 80's again..Yuk!

Guillaume said...

Love the pictures and the meme.

Insomniac's Attic said...

I really like that drainpipe idea. ;)

HBF said...

Ha! "Give me the crepes!" Thanks for the smiles :o)

Rosemary said...

There have been some of those creepy clowns running around here - I think that I will draw the shutters, bolt the door, and sit around a cosy fire instead.

Lynn said...

I put out a pumpkin and my fun spider web bowl (full of candy I like - used to get candy I don't like, but since the kids around me have grown up, somebody has to eat it.) :)

Fearsome Beard said...

I'll be cuttin my Jacks and handing out candy, that's about it but it'll be fun.

Cheryl said...

Very good suggestions. The clown head might get you in trouble here as the local clown "intolerance" is at a all time high.

I guess I better get going on some of your decorating ideas. Currently my house is Halloween free.

AntiquityTravelers said...

ha! Halloween is a big affair in our house - the girl's favorite holiday. We used to do the front yard in a graveyard with fun tombstones with epitaphs that the girls wrote.

We were thinking about you this weekend. My daughter bought a new book bag: https://www.outofprintclothing.com/products/edgar-allan-poe-ka-dots-gray-tote?gclid=CJu7r9jZ8c8CFQVehgodFtsBvg