Thursday, 17 August 2017

The Things I Do For You People

Hello, everyone -- Her Royal Highness the Cat here.

Because I was pressed into service against my will as a guest blogger on this crappy blog, I was forced to leave my comfy existence in the happy Afterlife and come back to your miserable world again.

And you know what? The friggin' police have looooooooong memories. Yes, those bastards were here to greet me as soon as I crossed The Veil.


Our reunion did not go well.


So, okay, perhaps a wild 'n crazy police chase did kind of ensue.


The SWAT Team caught up with me later, though, at my human's place.


They were very unreasonable about the whole situation.


And my rights were denied! As usual!


Plus I was railroaded in court by false and malicious testimony!


But don't worry, no jail cell can hold me for long!


I'll be back to do some more blogging soon, you lucky people!

54 comments:

LL Cool Joe said...

Haha, you should blog more often you are much funnier than your owner. ;)

Mark said...

I never thought I'd see the day I'd see a dog taking an oath in front of a court of law. If I know my cats though, and I do, no prison can hold HRH for long.

Syl (There's Bats In My Coffee) said...

Hahaha! Cute!

Miss Val's Creations said...

So cute!!!

Leeanna Henderson said...

These are so funny! I'm definitely stealing them all. Ummm, HRH, do they have good nip on the other side?

brewella deville said...

Run Toonces, Run!

JoAnn ( Scene Through My Eyes) said...

Well, now we know what cats do when bored in the hereafter.

Juli D. Revezzo said...

Too cute! HRH would be proud, I think. :)

Kirk said...

I'll bring you some Meow Mix with a file inside.

mistress maddie said...

Boy..... Debs is gonna come home a a royal mess.

DEZMOND said...

Thank you HRH for addressing us undeserving humans from heavens! Are you sure you're in heavens not in hell? I swear Debs talked a lot about your mortal mischiefs and devilish deeds while you were still pawing this world....

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Oh cutie, I hope for that one phone-call that you didn't bother Debra on her vacay.

Rain said...

Ha ha ha..."but I'm innocent"...cute post!

HBF said...

I'd be your Thelma anytime!

Janie Junebug said...

You are a cool cat.

Love,
Janie

Marie Smith said...

Lol! Great Job!

Jono said...

Glad to see you're back! Glad to see your front, too!
Thanks for the kitties!

Guillaume said...

Cool! glad you are back HRH!

Dr. Theda said...

Hope that all is well
(We want to flee to Canada to escape the Madness of the F***ed up Country...)

Dr. Theda said...

We allowed "Racial Morons (White as well as Black) to "get to us... attacking National monuments ... just have the GOV move them to other Historic sites...
USA is a Mess...

greekwitch said...

Haha... Better have a full clip! These were hilarious!
Also, i know how you feel, i was the same way, and then i happened to have some and thought, hey whats to lose? Just a couple of braincells i guess!
Haha! Lots of love from half the World away!

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

HAHAHA! This was hilarious, especially the warrant kitty. She knows her rights :)

bill lisleman said...

thanks for sharing the criminal side of the cat meme

Birdie said...

Tell your owner I said hello and that I hope she's having a nice summer. :-)

strangelynaked.com said...

That Debra must be a fast, smooth talker to convince a cat to leave a comfy spot on a rug let alone the afterlife. It was worth it.

MrsDuncanMahogany said...

Nice to see you again HRH!!! Hope all is well....

Love the Shepherd taking an oath.....

Come back soon!

Fundy Blue said...

I've missed you, HRH! You came back in a big and adventurous way. That judge should have thrown the shepherd's tainted testimony out! Bet you were gone like a shadow in the night. Thanks for filling in for Debra!

Missy George said...

Missed you..glad your back..These are hysterical..great kitties...

Misty said...

hahaha! Tute!

Adam said...

Free the feline

Jenn said...

Best blog by a cat I have read, ever!

Ol'Buzzard said...

Blessings to HRH.
the Ol'Buzzard

Kay G. said...

Debra is ALMOST as funny as you are!
MEOW!

Tell your owner I said hello and to give you the tuna water from the can of tuna.

NanaDiana said...

LOL Looks like a CATastrophe waiting to happen to me! lol
Have a PURRfect weekend. xo Diana

Dawn@Lighten Up! said...

Heehee! Thanks for the Monday morning giggle, you rascally cat! :)

Debi said...

Naughty pussy! You can't just blog like the calm human can you! Stay indoors & don't go at night! I'm watching the 6 o'clock news! I will know! xoDebi

A Beer For The Shower said...

HRH came down from the afterlife bringing a gift of hilarious memes? There IS a heaven!

JACKIESUE said...

welcome back pussycat

Magic Love Crow said...

Adorable! LOL! Love you Her Royal Highness!

Magaly Guerrero said...

HRH, it is sooo good to read you! I'm sure the cops already know they have no chance with you. The poor bastards. They are probably somewhere crying themselves to sleep... or overdosing on pastries. Or both.

baili said...

I love you !
glad you are back and what a post
if i laughed louder my neighbor will think 'i am mad'

koi seo said...

I never thought I'd see the day I'd see a dog taking an oath in front of a court of law. If I know my cats though, and I do, no prison can hold HRH for long.

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Birdie said...

Happy Birthday, Deb!

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Lynn said...

Thanks for the smiles, Ms. Royal Highness Kitty!

bj said...

awwww, this is waaay too cute...I love every bit of it..I couldn't keep from laughing because I watched the movie about the prisoners that broke out of prison in NY and the lady that helped them...crazy...

So nice to see you coming by, dear one. I hope you are having a good break...

Elsie Amata said...

HRH is still a total bad ass! I expected nothing less! Hope you're enjoying your break.

We'll see you when we see you. :)


Elsie

Toni said...

Too cute!

Blogoratti said...

That was a delightful read, greetings!

Haddock said...

The police have looooooooong memories. and they even love to re open old files

bobbybegood1 said...

Hello Debra! I not sure if you remember me or not. My name is Michelle and my blog is Living a Charmed Life. Back in 2014 I asked you to read a Tarot profile for me - might I add you were spot on! Well, it's been waaaaaaay to long since I've been in blogdom world. And may I say your posts are as always TERRIFIC! - this one in particular. I love the little one driving. But I must say all the kitties are damn adorable. See ya soon. Cheers!!

Cheryl said...

Very cute post. HRH is quite clever...especially considering her current state of being deceased. I hope I am still funny after I am gone.

CraveCute said...

HRH is hilarious!

^.^ said...

me ... ouw think me ... ouw is hooked on yur blog ... Love, cat.

piseth san said...

no prison can hold HRH for long.


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