Hello, everyone -- Her Royal Highness the Cat here.
Because I was pressed into service against my will as a guest blogger on this crappy blog, I was forced to leave my comfy existence in the happy Afterlife and come back to your miserable world again.
And you know what? The friggin' police have looooooooong memories. Yes, those bastards were here to greet me as soon as I crossed The Veil.
Our reunion did not go well.
So, okay, perhaps a wild 'n crazy police chase did kind of ensue.
The SWAT Team caught up with me later, though, at my human's place.
They were very unreasonable about the whole situation.
And my rights were denied! As usual!
Plus I was railroaded in court by false and malicious testimony!
But don't worry, no jail cell can hold me for long!
I'll be back to do some more blogging soon, you lucky people!