Friday, 15 March 2019

And Now, Equal Time

Further to Wednesday's meme post about Jesus, and in the interest of fair and balanced reporting on this blog, here's a meme post about The Competition.

People! This is why spelling is important!




Even Satan has to make a living, I guess.
Say, I hope Jesus doesn't fill up His Honda Accord here --


Are people really getting worse and worse?
Satan knows!



Of course, there's always the 
good ol' evil reliables 
to keep Satan in business!


And, every once in awhile,
a special delivery!


Keep your eye on him, Jesus,
he's a slippery bastard!

37 comments:

Moving with Mitchell said...

Sad day. Hail Satin.

anne marie in philly said...

good ones, debra!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

LMAOOO
Oh, the Shell one is priceless.
Also, 'Really? I prefer silk' is the best comeback ever.

XOXO

Miss Val's Creations said...

Perfect ending to this follow up post!

Bob Slatten said...

That.Last.One.

mistress maddie said...

BRWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Leanna said...

I'm surprised you didn't grab the one I had on my blog yesterday. That one is priceless. The pizza was good.

jono said...

When I see the word satin on a paint can or anywhere else I like to play with people and pronounce it with a long 'a'.

holli said...

HA!! Those are funny- especially the ugly dog from satan/santa

MrsDuncanMahogany said...

Oh the one with the no returns on their soul.....I grinned evilly with this one! And then laughed right out loud.

Kirk said...

Ha! I like the "no returns" one.

bobbie said...

LOVE the "I prefer silk" one! Thanks for the big belly laugh!

Marie Smith said...

Lol. He sure is!

Joanne Noragon said...

Satin does not want four different versions, either!

Fundy Blue said...

These are brilliant! I laughed at each and every one! I can't pick a favorite. The third grade teacher in me got a kick out of the spelling errors! Have a good weekend with your Rare One, Debra!

BootsandBraids said...

That last one should be on a billboard displayed all over the country.

Susan Kane said...

Sooo clever! The Santa/Satan dog is excellent!

DEZMOND said...

I've had that first one a couple of times at my Facebook :)

bill lisleman said...

Oh divine spelling errors.

e said...

Some true LOLs!

LL Cool Joe said...

Great photo capture from the Shell Petrol station. Oops Shell Gas station.

Guillaume said...

In the Bible, Satan actually has a lower kill count than God.

Martha said...

HAHAHA! This was fun. Which kid wouldn't want a puppy like that? And the last image? The best!!

Janie Junebug said...

Thank you, Jesus, for taking away His Horribleness. Debra darling, don't go to Hell.
I prefer silk, too, especially a washable silk.

Love,
Janie

Infidel753 said...

Of course Jesus fills up his Honda Accord there. Satan is the only gas station owner who lets him pay in souls.

With the water in the background, it looks like Trump is actually at the River Styx. He won't make it to the afterlife because he'll try to stiff Charon out of the coin to carry him across.

bj said...

No comments on this one.

Ole Phat Stu said...

Bible Kill count (not including the Flood): Satan 10, God 2,476,633.

Remind me again, who the evil one is :-(

jaz@octoberfarm said...

these are really funny!

Missy George said...

OMG that first one is just awful in a great sort of way...

^.^ said...

Going to work, slip sliding through da snow, being assaulted at work (working psych)… paperwork galore … goin home cryin … turn the radio on Loud and cuddle Theo. Smiles … I'm still standing, friend D … https://youtu.be/peargM8CPoU

Magaly Guerrero said...

Satin is, indeed, a lot cooler.

Ur-spo said...

I have often wondered if The Father of Lies is responsible for the dangling participle.

Ol'Buzzard said...

I prefer hell. Heaven sounds too boring.
the OL'Buzzard

Sarah said...

I love the hell hound meme. I just love how the hell hound pup trying to even escape the little girls clutches. lol

baili said...

okay now my neighbor is trying to peak what is wrong with me
enough laughing Debra!

only you can make it happen
making me life like hell
the last one oh my i can't stop lol

Rommy said...

I laughed up on all, but the last one especially had me giggling. Jesus is going to have his hands full with that one.

Magic Love Crow said...

LOL! Thanks for the laughs and smiles Deb! LOL! No returns! LOL!