Have you ever eaten the Australian chocolate biscuit cookies called TimTams? Over the years, various people in the office in which I worked would go to Australia to study, travel, attend conferences, even work there for awhile. Our office had one unbreakable rule though -- You Must Return Bearing TimTams!
This rule lasted until 2008 when, at long last, TimTams began to be available in Canadian grocery stores.
Recently, blogging buddy Jackie of Junk Boat Travels had a post (click here) about eating TimTams for the first time. She also posted a video about how to do something called a TimTam Slam and said her husband will be trying it out.
Well! In the interest of scientific inquiry, I decided to take the TimTam Slam Challenge myself and try to suck up coffee through a TimTam "straw."
So off I went to Save-On Foods to buy me a package of TimTam Originals. After brewing a cuppa joe in my trusty Keurig coffee machine, I immediately and meticulously followed the video's instructions to a tee.
NOTHING.
COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE.
So I tried again, using a variety of different bite patterns on the cookie and [I shudder to even type this] different sucking techniques. Four cookies. Four attempts. I even brewed a new hot cup of coffee halfway through.
NOTHING.
COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE.
This experiment leaves me with three hypotheses --
(1) Maybe a TimTam Slam only works if you're drinking instant coffee made with BOILING HOT WATER or something. Maybe coffee from a coffeemaker is just not hot enough. Yet the guy in the video was simply using coffeemaker coffee. Plus he yakked on and on and on and on first before doing it.
(2) Isn't Australia, like, 40-50℃ ALL THE TIME? Maybe it's just too cold in Canada to keep the creme centres of TimTams soft enough for this to work.
(3) This is all a BIG HOAX by our Australian friends to take the mickey out of us poor ignorant furriners. You know, the way some cultures send the innocent and the naive off on fake snipe-hunting expeditions and such.
SO OKAY, MY AUSTRALIAN READERS, WHAT'S THE TRUTH?












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