Thursday, 25 March 2010

Feast of the Annunciation

Well, kids, today is exactly nine months from Christmas Day. And that can mean only one thing!

26 And in the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent from God unto a city of Galilee, named Nazareth.

27 To a virgin espoused to a man whose name was Joseph, of the house of David; and the virgin's name was Mary.

28 And the angel came in unto her, and said, Hail, thou that art highly favoured, the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among women.

29 And when she saw him, she was troubled at his saying, and cast in her mind what manner of salutation this should be.

30 And the angel said unto her, Fear not, Mary: for thou has found favour with God.

31 And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy womb, and bring forth a son, and shalt call his name Jesus.

32 He shall be great, and shall be called the Son of the Highest: and the Lord God shall give unto him the throne of his father David:

33 And he shall reign over the house of Jacob for ever; and of his kingdom there shall be no end.

34 Then said Mary unto the angel, How shall this be, seeing I know not a man?

35 And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.

36 And behold, thy cousin Elizabeth, she hath also conceived a son in her old age: and this is the sixth month with her, who was called barren.

37 For with God nothing shall be impossible.

38 And Mary said, Behold the handmaid of the Lord: be it unto me according to thy word. And the angel departed from her.

Luke 1: 26-39 (KJV)

So the moral of this story is --


Anonymous said...

Rolling on the floor!!!!... now that's hysterical.

Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

Anonymous said...

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! This is the best! I wish I had my neighbor's email who loves to spout her Christian crap to everyone at the bus stop at 8:15 am. I'm sure she'd love me even more than she already does. She especially loved me calling her on her preachiness this morning because I woke up not in the mood for that nonsensical crapola.

brandi said...

~i was wondering where you were going with this l♥♥♥ve...will surely be passing this on to some of my family and friends...maybe they will think twice! wishing you a wonderful day...always a joyous start of the day from you...brightest blessings~

mxtodis123 said...

This was great. You always know how to bring a smile to my face.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

hahaaha!!!! this is soooooo funny!!!!

Patsy said...

Hehe! Speaking from experience, neither is the pill... ;o) (I could always claim it was an 'immaculate conception' - I'm sure Craig would like to think it was 'immaculate'! lol)


just say no to Angels..

Beatnheart said...

Oh boy you are naughty!!! All I could hear during the whole reading of that was Charlie Brown saying it in the TV show..Its a Charlie Brown Christmas..

Irmata said...

I was already laughing, but then Yellowdog Granny took it to the choking place XD "No, means NO!"

Missbehavin' said...

I have to remember not to be drinking Tchai when I read your blog.


Rue said...

Lol! You just don't have any choice when God wants you to be his baby mama!

rose of Walk in the Woods, LLC said...

Classic! Thanks for the big-ass chuckle-n-grim! It should last a while! :D

Blueberry said...

The boy with two dads, and a surrogate mom.