Tuesday 17 September 2013
Are you a Wolverine fan? I certainly am, much to My Rare One's astonishment. Oh well, she doesn't understand my thing for Colin Firth/Mr. Darcy either. Anyway, what's not to love about Wolverine? Yes, he's a viciously violent animal but he has a tortured soul and sort of a noble nature, so he's not all bad. Plus he's Canadian so he means well.
It goes without saying that Wolverine is 110% straight. His dangerous bad-boy persona makes him a huge hit with the ladies! Provided he's had a bath first, of course, and keeps his claws sheathed.
From time to time, there are rumours about Wolverine relatives who might be a little light in the loafers but hey, no one can control who they're related to.
But you know what? Comics are not like they used to be when we were kids. Marvel now has this whole big alternate universe thing going on in its comics and in that alternate universe, Wolverine is gay! And in love with Hercules to boot.
Good thing those boys are in Canada. They can get married!
And this all just goes to prove the happy conclusion that . . .
I'm not holding my breath for a gay Wolverine movie to be released anytime soon, though.