Oh, if only Jesus did work at the supermarket! Life would be a party every day!
In medieval times, "the imitation of Christ" meant striving to live in poverty with love and charity for all. Our comparison standards aren't quite so high today:
And of course everybody wants to get in on the act:
One final question . . . .
The short answer? Yes, yes they will.
34 comments:
I always knew German Shepherds and hot hockey players were divine!
Thanks for my morning cheer.
Mary
I needed a laugh this morning.
Lol I'm always wishing Jesus would show up and work some water magic.
You always make me laugh. That's a good thing.
hilarious!
Brilliant!
Such a modern look at religion. 'Bout time it was updated!
{{chuckle!}} Saint Patrick Roy....Saint Forsberg.....Saint Peter Budaj.....Yes, they do have a nice ring to them. :0)
the bottled water one is pretty funny
Once more laugh-out-loud funny. Thanks :)
Oh my God! Oh, pardon me! LOL!!! I laughed my fool ass off with just that first meme photo. I LOVE it. That's getting passed around. Thank you this was very good for my funny bone today. I appreciate your humor and your ability to share. This is wonderful. Have a great happy day, Bird
all of the hockey players i know think that they walk on water!
Hahaha...thanks for the morning chuckle! Love the first picture!
AHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAA!! What a way to start my morning. I have to take that Noah meme for my Sunday page. That's a good one.
Soooo funny! Yes, all hockey players should be canonized!! Well, the good ones anyway!
this was so fun. love your sense of humor and collections of random funnies.
Walking on water - big deal. Now if Jesus would keep my driveway plowed and come in a feed my wood stove all night I would be impressed.
the Ol'Buzzard
As well as Russian hockey players too :)
The dog on the water, I can't tell if it's real or fake looking ice. I see no marks.
Jesus could have a full time job in Texas if he could turn water into beer.
LMAO! That brain of yours!! Heehee thanks for the laughs.
Hm-m-m-m.....St.Sid. Has a nice ring to it!!
Blasphemous, dear Debra, absolutely blasphemous. And damn funny! :)
You are hilarious!!!
You are hilarious!!!
Lol snort! Love it.
I burst into laughter when I read "Jesus, assistance on aisle 4." Thank you. That was a good one.
xoRobyn
I love the dino, I've seen him in a few now!
Oh so funny! You always make me laugh! Happy day to you!
Haha! Now i have to try it next time i am at the super market!
LMAO! The "walking on water" is too cute. Excellent post! Cheers!!
The dog reminds me of Peter Sellers at the end of "Being There." I think he's not bright enough to realize he can't walk on water. A cat would be smart enough, but a dog. . .
LOL Perfect!
Yes, times have changed...a lot!
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