Wednesday, 8 October 2014

The Old, Old Story

Mr. Bones is a dapper chap. He's been around since time immemorial and has always been a stylish trendsetter.


But that doesn't keep him from being a fighter, right from day one. You don't mess with Mr. Bones.


And the ladies just love him to death! However, he seems curiously disengaged and immune to their many charms.


Here's a photo of Mr. Bones with a few of his pals. Mystery solved!


And please, no jokes in the comments section about the sticks up their ass. That would just be crude. Sheesh, you guys!

37 comments:

mxtodis123 said...

Love it. Perfect for this time of year.
Mary

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

Hahaha! I love it. We actually have a Mr. Bones in our home. For the longest time, we kept him on the couch year round; even dressed him in seasonal clothing. Even greeted him every time we passed by. We're weird like that. But alas, he's been retired to the basement amongst all the other stored items. Poor Mr. Bones... I should consider bringing him back into the house.

Snap said...

Mr. Bones, Mr. Bones! YeeHaw!

Jeanne said...

{{chuckle}} A great way to start the day!
p.s. Hubby has a Mr. Bones in the passenger seat of his commuter car. I told him not to try driving in the HOV lane!

DEZMOND said...

he knows how to strike a pose

Anonymous said...

I need rainbow skeletons!

Ms. CrankyPants said...

welllll, if we can't talk about the sticks up their asses, can we comment on the "clubs" they're gripping in their fists? If I can't be crude, I tend to struggle to make a comment. Probably should see someone about that.

Adam said...

Don't forget his favorite hangout place, the science classroom

Ms Misantropia said...

I wouldn't even have seen the sticks had you not pointed them out :)

I would love that purple one for my garden - but I guess they come as a team.

Unknown said...

I've always had a thing for older men! No bones about it. Ok, I'll stop now.

Leanna said...

What sticks up whos ass? I thought those were . . . oh never mind. I thought I was seeing . . . just never mind.
I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

OmaLindasOldeBaggsandStuftShirts said...

sticks up their asses not withstanding....Mr Bones is a stunner

Mistress Maddie said...

Then I guess the boners are normal?

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha!!!!

Dawna said...

Hahaha .. Give em stick Mr bones.!!.

Anonymous said...

I want to meet the person who put up the rainbow of skeletons.

Fundy Blue said...

You're on a funny roll, Debra! Tee Hee!

The Dancing Crone said...

Too funny! What a strange and unusual mind you have! hahahahaha!

Bill Lisleman said...

No boner jokes? Cmon' we would feel like 8th graders again.
I did see the one on the couch over on FB. I suspect the first one with the dogs would be a PETA problem.

Jim said...

Me? Crude? Never!
lol

Magic Love Crow said...

LOL! You got me laughing before I go to bed! LOL! I guess I will be having some fun dreams tonight! LOL!

Professor Chaos said...

O my God, the little baby karate skeleton! So cute!

DB Stewart said...

I want to be skinny but not THAT skinny.

The Happy Whisk said...

Honest to pumpkins, I didn't notice the sticks up the bum until you mentioned it at the end.

Samantha Stephens said...

I think I used to date that guy. All talk, no substance. (I knew it was time to leave when I sat naked beside him and couldn't get a rise out of him.)

Rommy said...

LOL, this reminded me of Mr. Skullhead in the old Tiny Toon Adventures and Animaniacs cartoons.

Magenta said...

Hey Honey... thank you for your coment below my post about the Halloween - Giveaway - Contest... but what do you mean with "My hat is now in the ring!"... I dont' understand... sorry...

Magenta said...

Hi Honey... I got your message... but... to enter my Giveaway contest you must leave your e-mail - adress in your comment and your Nickname below my Contest-Blogpost... so I can contact you if you would maybe win... and there's a little task: Show me your Halloween or Autumn Decoration or your costume of this or last year (make a Post with it)... and post the link to your blogpost in your comment, too... then you get a ticket for the contest... sorry, but this are the rules... but you can correct your post... Hugs & Kisses, MK

Magenta said...

... I'm so sorry... so... you don't want to enter?

Beth Metcalf (AlbertaMama) said...

Totally brightened my day! Love the rainbow guys! :)

Vanessa Morgan said...

I love the dog skeletons. Even Mr. Bones can get so lonely that he needs a new puppy.

Magaly Guerrero said...

I want that t-shirt. I don't care if I'm not really interested in being pregnant. I just want the t-shirt, lol!

Miss Val's Creations said...

Why are skeletons so funny? They always make me laugh and I can't figure out why. LOL.

greekwitch said...

Hahaha! Now it feels like haloween is here!

Guillaume said...

The one with the woman is actually somewhat scary, or at least disturbing.

Riot Kitty said...

HAHA OMG on that last one! I didn't even notice that. I was too distracted by the brilliant rainbow.

And at first I thought the opening line said "transgender", so go figure ;)

Dr. Theda said...

"Mr. Bones".... cool...
We have had a "Mr. Bones" around here for many years....
He often gives us a "Smile"....