Friday, 1 July 2016
Happy Canada Day!
PLEASE DON'T BELIEVE every stereotype you hear about Canada. We only wear tuques in the WINTER, not all year long, and we only eat back bacon at BREAKFAST, not at every meal. Beer is, however, frequently consumed. That one's true.
Contrary to popular belief, we do not end EVERY sentence with "eh," eh?
The RCMP are not MANLIER than any other men on the face of the earth.
And they're not MOOSELIER either.
Canadians are not POLITE all the time. We can be RUDE BASTARDS too.
We frequently IGNORE our neighbours.
We would MUCH rather spend our winters in a tropical paradise than in the SNOW.
And hockey is NOT CENTRAL to our lives at all.
Today I'm sending a SPECIAL Canada Day greeting to that HONORARY CANADERIAN deep in the heart of Texas, Jackiesue Denney of Yellowdog Granny, from whose blog I swiped many of these LOLs over the past year. Happy July 1st, YDG!