Do you TRULY want to elect an evil, lying, unscrupulous, narcissistic fascist as your next President?
You do? OKAY, FINE THEN! It's YOUR funeral.
But at least vote for the REAL DEAL, not that pantywaist pretender Trump!
Trump's an AMATEUR compared to THIS guy!
If the Norse trickster god Loki Laufeyson can't rule ASGARD and can't rule MIDGARD, then what the hell -- the USA is the NEXT BEST THING!
Like his campaign slogan says, Loki puts the LIE in BELIEVE!
And as he promised in the Avengers movie: "In the end, you will ALWAYS . . . "
Plus he's got a HELLA CUTE security guy on his team --
SO dedicated to his duty of keeping Loki safe!
And you know, if you thought BILL CLINTON got up to sexual shenanigans in the Oval Office, well, you ain't seen NUTTIN yet!
"No, Loki, no!"
Just beLIEve in the SILVER-TONGUED PROMISES found in Loki's latest campaign ad!
BEHOLD YOUR FUTURE!
[The outstanding cosplay is by Loki Hates You and Thor TV]