EDITORIAL COMMENT by HRH:
Don't believe a word of that bushwa from Debra She Who Seeks -- the woman was in fact nagging me. Nag, nag, nag, that's all she ever did.
"Don't claw the furniture!"
"Quit hounding me for food!"
"Stop barfing up hairballs on the carpet!"
"No pooping outside your litter box!"
Believe me, the following course of action crossed my mind more than once --
Only my super-feline powers of patience and self-control kept her alive. She still doesn't realize how close she came . . . .