Okay, enough of that. BACK TO BAD LANGUAGE AND DOUBLE ENTENDRES! And NO ending on an apologetic note this time!
And I must give a SHOUT-OUT OF APPRECIATION to Jackiesue of Yellowdog Granny -- those last three (and a few others) all came from her blog. She loves outrageous puns and word play even MORE than I do! I steal A LOT from her!
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CAMEL TOW!
there was a woman at my gym on tuesday with camel toe - bright white yoga pants, black thong undies. vom.
Okay, Camel Tow and that last one :::: ding ding ding::: winners!
Good way to start out the morning, with a smile and a guffaw.
Synonym rolls. I love it. Thanks for the morning chuckles. I always look forward to them.
Nature abhors a vacuum really got me going until I saw the next one... and the next one... and the next one. Thanks! I needed that!
This is meow.
These were all groanlarious! Camel Tow killed me, and Roomba sucked up the pieces!
Love the ancient Greeks...
Amazing Grace makes me cringe...I mean I HATE that hymn....I tell my husband if anyone sings that at my funeral, I'll get up and and scream "Stop, you're killing me!"
We have a tow service here in Dallas called Tow Jam!!
You say the other days post ended on a explicitly sexual not like that's a bad thing.
And I only use camel toe for my car needs.
So yesterday's post was great. This post, well, it was phenomenal! I laughed at all of them. Especially Rudolph.
Elsie
Such great word plays! Love the bib!
The Rudolph one is so painfully stupid that it actually makes it funny LOL
The Roomba killed me. I always had the same thought of what would happen. I want that mug.
Loved this, Debra! I laughed all the way through. I would have taken the snow angle one to display in my classroom. Third graders constantly confuse angle and angel when they write. It was as maddening as there, their, and they're. Have a good one!
GROAN, mostly, but some guffaws and a hearty laugh or two toward the end. It's nice to have some fucks left to give.
LOL- OMG- You are so bad- I love you! A few groans, a few laughs and I am good to go. Have a great weekend- xo Diana
I admit to a groan or two or maybe it was something I ate...anyway, I needed this post...great medicine. THANK YOU!!!
Lol. I especially love the tailor one!
So many 'groaners' here.
these are wonderful ~ I especially love the 'Synonym' rolls one ~
TFS
The last one....BAHAHAHAHA...
Toastradamus looks like Trump.
bone apple teeth
Thanks for the laughs! The last two put me over the lol edge. I want a coffee mug that says that!
Bravo! Take a bow!
LOL..Didn't take long!!!..LOVE the last one.. Joy your weekend..
I believe that I don't have to do any core exercises today. After laughing this hard, I doubt my stomach muscles can take more. I'm totally stealing the snow angles.
All very funny. But I like the first one best. Not because it made me laugh the hardest (that was Bizarro Jesus), but because of all the thought that must have went into it.
Another round of hilarity! Thanks for the morning funnies, D!
Since I seem to be in a Greek mood (oh grow up!) this past week loved the tailor joke: ρωθώνισμα! κρυφό γέλιο!
I o'punned your blog excitedly.
The Ol'Buzzard
Oh these are groaners indeed.
I think the Roomba one is my fave. That and Snow Angles. Stolen or not - well done, Debra! 😂💜❄️
Hey, sexuality has always been part of humor. And puns. No harm in indulging in that. We're all grown-ups here, at least chronologically.
Debra, you always please! LOL! I can't stop laughing and smiling! Thank you!!
Ohhh I have been missing you... freaking fabulous! Gotta share your zen pussy too :)
You heard the Minator Song ?
A maze in Greece...
@ Ole Phat Stu -- I can't comment on your blog or respond by email, so I'll just say it here -- GROAN! That's a good one!
Yup, Camel Tow is pretty bad, but I liked Meow :)
Ouch!
My father-in-law's favorite pun is the Euripides one. :D
I think I let out a terminal groan!
Ha ha! so funny, when the the the world turns into smoke and fire I hope smokers will not run too, because they started it. Ha ha!
The Glossychic
Wonder Cottage
I've copied the Ancient Greek one onto Facebook. It made me laugh too much.
The others are so good too. How do people come up with these?
I don't understand camel tow though.
I snorted through the entire list - and I think I must have that cup in the last one.
hahaha these are all so funny
https://henatayeb.blogspot.com
the expressions of baby made me laugh loud
thank you for nonstop laughter
they are needed indeed
stay blessed my friend
hugs!
thank you so much for the shout out..I'm looking for more puns all the time..
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