Friday 14 June 2019

Home Sweet Rainbow Home


Don't worry -- gay people only redecorate our OWN homes!




And remember: "Location, location, location!"


Even if you don't want your ENTIRE house to be a rainbow flag,
a small one is still a WISE idea.


37 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

that last one - YASSSS!

I wish the bigots would FOAD NOW!

Liz Hinds said...

Aw, couldn't they come and redecorate mine, please?

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Haha
True! I love the one with the FagBug!

XoXo

Anonymous said...

I love the one with the guy in the toque ( wool hat ) that’s a good one, They all are but that’s my fav today,

Moving with Mitchell said...

Oh how I love the rainbow door post. Not necessary here. Mike Pence isn’t allowed to enter Spain (according to me!).

jaz@octoberfarm said...

i'm going to paint my entire roof!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

You are giving me decorating ideas! :)

baili said...

you are smile bringer dear friend :)

hilarious sharing !

Harry Hamid said...

Incidentally, that house that appears in TWO of your memes is actually across the street from the late Fred Phelps' Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas (the notorious anti-gay church that got some notoriety 10-15 years back.

That makes me happy.

DEZMOND said...

Was it Brazil or some other country that banned homophobia today and made it illegal?

mshatch said...

I'm afraid I would resort to violence - or at least a whole lot of bad words - if I ever heard someone say 'your kind' when referring to gay people. Obviously, that homeowner does NOT know God, who loves everyone, including bigots (though I imagine he/she disapproves heartily!)

Loved the passive aggressive response :)

bobbie said...

These are all awesome ~ my favorite is the door post one!

Bob said...

The rainbow doorway to keep out Michael Elizabeth Pence is priceless.

Kirk said...

Since the last one was a parody of a scene in Exodus (the Old Testament book that that Cecil B DeMille based The Ten Commandments on) I think there should perhaps be a picture of the Israelite-equivalents leaving Egypt for the Promised Land--on a Pride float.

Marie Smith said...

Love that last one! Priceless! Just call it Lenceover!

Susan said...

I wish somebody - anybody - would break into my home and redecorate it. I would love to paint my house in rainbows!

Rain said...

Great funnies Debra...but if that REALLY is the definition of homophobia, I welcome it. I'd love to have someone break in and redecorate my living room lol!

This N That said...

I would love to have them redecorate my house!! The concerned home owner needs to get a life..

Linda said...

Passover passover you must passover over me you bigoted, hate filled asshat.

Love the first one too.

Leanna said...

BWAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! sigh. I think i pissed myself.
These are so damned funny. Each and every one of them. Thank you for the laugh, hon.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Harry Hamid -- You, sir, are perceptive and well read!

The Captain said...

None of my gay friends have ever offered to redecorate my house. ;)

Bea said...

I can't believe I haven't seen the FAGBUG around these parts yet! SO funny.

There is a 30' pride flag that flies year round at the corner of Market and Castro Streets directly adjacent to Harvey Milk Plaza. It's a sight to behold

peppylady (Dora) said...

It would be a blessing if someone broke in my home and redecorate it. Although they would need to clean it first.
Coffee is on

Janie Junebug said...

I have a very large framed rainbow flag (it says PACE and is from Italy) in my living room. It can be seen through the window when I have the curtains open.

Love,
Janie

brewella deville said...

"Your yard is becoming Relentlessly Gay!" I had a professor who spent an entire semester complaining about the pathetic fallacy in literature. That note, while not literature, is pathetic twice over. Bi-Pathetic, one might say.

Adam said...

As a paint expert, it must be a pain the ass to paint a rainbow on the whole house, even a small one. But it does look good.

Martha said...

HAHAHA! Oh my gosh, so funny. That first one had me laughing out loud like a lunatic...and it was all downhill from there :)

Mistress Maddie said...

Painting a gay flag above the doors keeps many away!!!!!

Barb said...

Love the last one especially!! And dont get my started on teh "straight pride parade thing".

Magaly Guerrero said...

The last one nearly killed me. Bwahahahaha!

Also, I want to dye my hair the colors of the fagbug.

Guillaume said...

I suspect Mike Pence to be slightly in the closet himself.

Bill Lisleman said...

Mike Pence passover - good mix of ideas

Rommy said...

That last one slays me every time I see it. I've shared it with a couple of Jewish LGBTQ+ people already who love the hell out of it too.

I picked up a cute rainbow lapel pin to wear for my town's Pride festival. We even got mentioned in Teen Vogue!

e said...

My whole neighborhood is becoming relentlessly gay! Well, not really, but there are many rainbow flags on display up and down the block, including mine. Love that last meme - I'm going to create a rainbow holly branch to hang over the doorway... keep out ALL the homophobic demons!

yellowdoggranny said...

hahahah...I love those.

Fundy Blue said...

The last one brought it home ~ deliciously delightful!!!!!