Wednesday, 26 August 2020

Fix Your Life!

Hello, my dear fans and faithful acolytes,
Her Royal Highness the Cat
here once again at your service.

Say, are you having
"one of those days"
or even
"one of those lives?"


Do not despair!
I'm here to help!


So it's a damn good thing that
I can type and post memes, isn't it!

Otherwise, you would never benefit
from my wisdom and expert advice
about how to fix your life.


Read and learn!









Just follow my easy guidelines
and I guarantee you that
in no time flat
your life will be as 
ULTRA-FABULOUS 
as mine!


Well, kiss kiss and toodle-oo,
I must be off -- I'm late for the spa!

Time for a well-deserved
nap in the sun and a nice massage,
which I've more than earned due to all my
hard work giving advice today.

Later, bitchez!



Oh yeah, baby, that's good!

51 comments:

Travel said...

Her Royal Highness, should write a book, very good advice.

coffeeontheporchwithme said...

You made my morning! -Jenn

Bob said...

As usual HRH put everything in perspective and gives some much-needed advice.

Like that one about receipts!

anne marie in philly said...

thank you, HRH. hope you have been having a relaxing summer.

I like the "don't act like a twat" advice; so many humans ARE twats these days.

DEZMOND said...

Life definitely isn't easy.... unless you're a cat.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahaha
Thanks for these! The kitty GIF at the beginning is absolutely cute! And I think I'll follow Jim Carrey's advice. And will keep the receipts.

XOXO

Linda said...

I feel a lot like the first kitty.

Dr. Theda said...

Cool assortment of cats

Jamie Ghione said...

I liked the cat with the tie. A black and white cat would have made it look like he was really wearing a tuxedo.

Doctor Z said...

Bijou approves of this message ... especially the part about massages and sleeping in the sun.

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, Suggesting that cats run the world used to be considered as a joke....
--Jim

Tundra Bunny said...

Oh, forget this cat crap from HRH...Just be the person your dog thinks you are!

Lady M said...

That cat massage tool is a hoot. To bad the human has to hold it. I would want something hands free so I could to other things.

Mistress Maddie said...

That pampered Pus. She's getting bold I tell ya.

e said...

HRH deigns to help us poor humans with such sage advice! Thank you!

(I think it was actor Wil Wheaton who said the first rule in life is: Don't be a dick. Also very good advice.)

Leanna said...

I love that Michael Bay does kittens gif. He's really good with explosives.

Brian Joseph said...

Cats really do know all the secrets.

I need one of those head messagars but it needs to be big enough for me :)

Marie Smith said...

Jim Carrey has the right idea!

Magaly Guerrero said...

The 30 days until unrecognizability had me laughing until I nearly choked. The imagery!

Moving with Mitchell said...

Oh, yeah, baby, that laid-back cat. If ours saw that machine, they'd be under the bed in a heartbeat. Thanks so much to Buddha for the best advice today.

mxtodis123 said...

Thank you HRH. Some good advice.

Liz Hinds said...

I could manage all of those except give up sugar.

Mike said...

I think I want a whole peach pie!

Laura said...

oh my gosh! these are hilarious! i laughed so hard!
love & blessings
~*~

HBF said...

Pie sounds so good now! Hahaha Thank you :o)

Bea said...

Sunbeam Salon--your choice of sofa sunbeam or hardwood floor sunbeam. :)

Whose face would I wear....hmm...?

Joanne Noragon said...

Welcome, kitty, to my house of sunbeams.

Busy Bee Suz said...

She's the dear Abbey of our time! I LOL'd at the Jim Carrey meme. ;)

Barbara said...

Love the drinking poison and receipt for alibi. Still chuckling.

Kirk said...

My favorite is "what doesn't kill you..."

Linda said...

Cats are so smart and wise, and can choose the best memes for a good laugh. The unrecognizable in 30 days meme is hilarious, and I'll keep my receipts from now on. Good advice, Your Highness!

This N That said...

HRH strikes again..She is truly a gift...Lately I have been telling them to keep the receipts due to the virus..No alibi for me..Good ones Deb..Thanks

^.^ said...

Purrs, cuddles and kisses :) Love, cat.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Your Highness, please don't tell Debra, because I kinda like her and don't wanna hurt her feelings. But you outdid her with this one. I kept thinking "OMG, this IS THE BEST," but then I scrolled down a bit and another "OMG..." was earned. Girlfriend I shall return for all this OMG madness and to remember your point about that which doesn't kill me.
Tootles and love.

Adam said...

Cute Memes

Sue Bursztynski said...

Thank you for putting a smile on my face! I think I really need a cat...

RO said...

OMG - I love so many of these, and will be stealing a few that provide such perfect messages. Hope your weekend is as amazing as you are! Hugs, RO

Guillaume said...

Great ones, as always.

Susan Kane said...

I definitely have the dark, an sometimes inappropriate sense of humor.

Jacqui Murray said...

I am ready to carpe the diem!

The Liberty Belle said...

THANK YOU for the loads of giggles! Fun post!

Himawan Sant said...

Hahaha .. Oh my ... how much fun the cat relaxes creambath ... ��!.
I was impressed by his expression.

Fundy Blue said...

Yes, I am having one of those days, YRH! I'm trying to perk myself up with dark chocolate and wine. It may work in the short term, but I won't be happy when I have to weigh myself tomorrow morning. Yup, I'm coping unhealthily now ~ LOL! But you have lifted my spirits mightily! Maybe I should try lying down in some sunbeams. Perhaps I can talk Terry into massaging my forehead! To-da-loo!

Ur-spo said...

oh these were good; they brightened up an otherwise dull Sunday.

JACKIESUE said...

with all this wisdom to take in? I'm going to go get a pie

Bill Lisleman said...

Eat the whole pie - gravity will only win over sooner.

mshatch said...

Love the Sunbeam Salon :)

Hena Tayeb said...

Thanks for the laughs.

baili said...

i wish i can have sense of humor like you lol

you are such a treasure person dear Debra ,you pull away all the darkness from day :)))
love you so much !

Rommy said...

I'll have to be sure to take the Buddha's advice to heart! LOL, also a sunbeam would be nice around now. We've had a run of gloomy days.

Bea said...

Muffin top meet rolling pin! Yowie! :D