Hello, my dear fans and faithful acolytes,
Her Royal Highness the Cat
here once again at your service.
Say, are you having
"one of those days"
"one of those lives?"
So it's a damn good thing that
I can type and post memes, isn't it!
Otherwise, you would never benefit
from my wisdom and expert advice
about how to fix your life.
Read and learn!
Just follow my easy guidelines
and I guarantee you that
in no time flat
your life will be as
Well, kiss kiss and toodle-oo,
I must be off -- I'm late for the spa!
Time for a well-deserved
nap in the sun and a nice massage,
which I've more than earned due to all my
hard work giving advice today.